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llookfike I just called Mike Tyson a sissy.
Ooh, a fellow spring baby ehh
It's a baby boy with a wounded on his forehead ?
Attack.
- Time's up. Three bucks off. -Mm.
The three of you might have overpowered me with the loss of but one.
[SIGHS]
...but he threw me to the floor...
*shot*
...and yet, still not whole.
...who wear masks over ugly faces. -That's it.
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Danny.
...and learning the secret art of ninja.
- Leave a message after the beep. CASEY: What?
You're lying to me.
Sex
Nice Night.
I'm not dreaming, am I?
And soon I gave them all names...
Leo...
- Fight? -Fight.
Alright, April! Alright, Casey!
Anger clouds the mind.
Ninja kick the damn rabbit! Do something!
- Hmm. -Oh, no.
Some citizens of New York actually came to my rescue.
Heh. He loved junk.
Where’s Hopper
[GROANING]
I've had the whole city looking for you.
[CHUCKLES]
Oh!
- Deal. -See you around.
Looked like sort of a big turtle in a trench coat.
Sock it to me, baby.
You are my eyes and ears.
Yeah.
[YELLS]
APRIL: Oh, God, your father's gonna have kittens.
Motherfucking Mr. pickles Motherfucking Mr. pickles
BOY: Yeah. I am.
A Jose Canseco bat?
when you come back from college
Hey, Mikey, did you ever think about what Splinter said tonight?
[GROANS]
Hey, Donnie, Wheel of Fortune, dude.
THIS is your family
[IMITATING JAMES CAGNEY] Mmm. You dirty rat.
About what I said before...
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- Aah. -Yes, Oroku Saki.
Fore.
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Nick's got 20 minutes
Go ahead! We don't need ya!
...to thank one of those individuals in particular.
[SCREAMS]
Does anybody have any idea about who or what this is?
...Leonardo...
It's a Kodak moment.
So, what do we do now?
CASEY: So long, freak. I got work to do.
(HUMMING)
Well, you sure act like it sometimes.
The Lego movie it’s canceled
I go myself.
Have you got something else?
MICHAELANGELO: Give me that.
...they're exercising.
Stomach: "Pork Rind."
No, I'm afraid not.
We all think he's alive.
I'm--
They're in NYE!
And all you say is hi?
He will not speak.
Go.
Come on. Don't just--
Thanks, April.
Man, we could really use Raph right about now.
Freak!
[CROWD WHISPERING]
[GROANS]
I suggest we all meditate now...
We met many years ago...
Master Shredder.
I'm in love
[LAUGHTER]
Let's go for it!
Just sit here on our butts.
Instead of getting better, things have actually gotten worse.
...and I began their training...
Was a two-for-one sale, pal.
...and learning the mysterious art of Ninjitsu...
Afraid?
...that ultimate mastery comes not of the body...
And this attitude of yours isn't helping anything.
MAN: Aah...
Oh , so that’s the plan from out Greg leader , huh? Just sit here on out butts.
[GROANS]
...and I don't think you're doing anything about it.
You fight well in the old style...
I mean, the block's got a crack in it the size of the San Andreas.
A lingering doubt remains.
- Shall we go get him? BOTH: No.
- We fought well. -Mm-hm.