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Whoa.
Uh, barkeep? That'll be, uh, two Cosmos.
See?
Christ.
It's the same thing every time.
I'm saying I've never met one.
(Exhales loudly)
It's in the...? Oh, man.
- Does it have prongs? - What?
(Muffled club music playing)
Uh-huh.
♪ Get-get up off my grind ♪
- Yeah. Yup, yup. Yeah. - Yeah? Is 7:00 a.m.
Yeah. (Both moaning)
I'm sick of it. I-I want to see what's out there.
There's still plenty of girls left.
Or-or that time on the bus on the
Oh, you don't act... oh.
Is that a dog?
This is fun. I think-I think...
is if you go to the bar and talk to them.
like, right now, man.
(Phone buzzing) Little tiny plant growing.
Oh, my God. This is... this...
Jared! Come on!
Hey, here are your dicks.
(Sighs)
But, uh, in that case, I should hit the sack...
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