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- Uh, let me just tie my shoes. - No, there's no time.
Yeah. Hi there. Hi.
Dude, she just totally checked you out.
And you'll do all those things, but can we just
I-I am the drunk boy. Listen, this is
because you're afraid to hit on girls.
That was Mike and Josh. ♪ You stay behind. ♪
Oh, my God.
I think a thank you might be in order.
This doesn't usually happen to me. Uh...
Holy Moses. Yeah, okay, let's-let's get in there.
(Buzzing) You know, it's really good
I-I don't know. I just walk up to them and say random stuff.
That is just disgusting.
New and improved Josh. Bright and early.
Uh, don't worry about it.
A glass of water, please
This just isn't working for me.
Dude, this place is sick.
- wooing women. - Great. It's on.
Um, Krystal, I-I'm sorry.
(Whoops) This is the best night of my life!
(Bartender yelling, dog snarling and barking)
♪ You stay behind ♪
- Okay. Okay. - Come on.
- Josh, come on. - Yeah, I know.
to the bathroom real quick? Just two secs.
(Laughs)
And...
- Ooh, we crushed it, dawg. - Oh, yeah.
Yeah, we-we need fuel for dancing and flirting.
I don't think I can.
- Milkman's coming. Hello. - Yeah.
All right, man, your dick will be
And then, I spat it out and, well,
- Come on. - No, no, no.
(Phone buzzing) Who is texting you so late?
Thank... thank you.