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And then, I spat it out and, well,
(Phone buzzing) Who is texting you so late?
- wooing women. - Great. It's on.
(Buzzing) You know, it's really good
A glass of water, please
Oh, my God.
because you're afraid to hit on girls.
Dude, this place is sick.
Yeah. Hi there. Hi.
- Uh, let me just tie my shoes. - No, there's no time.
- Milkman's coming. Hello. - Yeah.
(Bartender yelling, dog snarling and barking)
- Come on. - No, no, no.
Uh, don't worry about it.
(Laughs)
Um, Krystal, I-I'm sorry.
Holy Moses. Yeah, okay, let's-let's get in there.
- Ooh, we crushed it, dawg. - Oh, yeah.
to the bathroom real quick? Just two secs.
♪ You stay behind ♪
Dude, she just totally checked you out.
All right, man, your dick will be
And...
New and improved Josh. Bright and early.
- Josh, come on. - Yeah, I know.
This doesn't usually happen to me. Uh...
I-I don't know. I just walk up to them and say random stuff.
(Whoops) This is the best night of my life!
This just isn't working for me.
Yeah, we-we need fuel for dancing and flirting.
- Okay. Okay. - Come on.
I don't think I can.
And you'll do all those things, but can we just
I-I am the drunk boy. Listen, this is
I think a thank you might be in order.
That is just disgusting.
Thank... thank you.
That was Mike and Josh. ♪ You stay behind. ♪