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Let's just pound this postmodern epic. Five minutes.
Spiral eyes. You know, it's how you get girls to like you.
I'm just an ordinary guy.
(Sniffing)
All right. I'm so proud of you!
- Yes! - Bye, bye, bye.
'cause it fell right in my mouth.
If you can't do spiral eyes, how do you hit on girls?
You want to, uh...
We'll just pound these beers real quick and then we'll go, okay?
- cardiovascular system and... - Yeah.
For instance, a-a long, intimate conversation... sometimes
Um... you... wait, wait, let's just, uh,
- Huh. - And you're gonna be like,
It's like a vagina party out there.
I-I'm... this has never...
No, no, no, no, man, I need it right now.
It's already pretty late.
Oh, my God.
(Mumbles) All right, okay.
say hi, do spiral eyes, ask her her name,