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It's already pretty late.
It's like a vagina party out there.
You want to, uh...
Oh, my God.
No, no, no, no, man, I need it right now.
Spiral eyes. You know, it's how you get girls to like you.
I'm just an ordinary guy.
- cardiovascular system and... - Yeah.
If you can't do spiral eyes, how do you hit on girls?
Let's just pound this postmodern epic. Five minutes.
All right. I'm so proud of you!
We'll just pound these beers real quick and then we'll go, okay?
'cause it fell right in my mouth.
say hi, do spiral eyes, ask her her name,
(Mumbles) All right, okay.
- Huh. - And you're gonna be like,
- Yes! - Bye, bye, bye.
(Sniffing)
For instance, a-a long, intimate conversation... sometimes
I-I'm... this has never...
Um... you... wait, wait, let's just, uh,
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