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Like, you're gonna find someone super wonderful,
Where should I be? Okay. Ow!
teach me how to do, uh, spiral eyes.
I just meant whoever's at the bar.
- Okay. Get down. - Oh, okay.
(Echoing laughter)
(Phone buzzing)
What was all that? (Dog whimpering)
♪ Get-get up off my grind ♪
- Open up a matchbook, they all look the... - What? That's ridic...
- God. - Just keep it going.
Land ho!
You don't need that guy to help you get a girlfriend. You know that, right?
Oh, yeah, uh, that's-that's also what I forgot.
Then who was it?
I want more than this.
Uh, da, da, uh, we need to eat something, I think.
Stuff like that.
- I hate me, too. - Geez.
Uh, can I get you something to drink or...
I mean, I've only been with one other guy.
I can't. I'm sorry. Uh, no. Oh, yeah?
- What did I tell you, boy. - Uh! (Groans)
- I think it's fun. - Remember eighth grade?
Uh, I-I slipped on your dick.
I can't. Uh, so... yeah.
Oh... wait, okay. D-don't go. Please, we can...
Man's voice: don't you even think about it!
- Uh, uh... - Come on.
- They all look the same. - Oh, it is on.
Hey, come on!
- I don't want to do this anymore. - What...
Where is it? Where is it? Where is it?!
So, oldie but a goodie Sara, what...
♪ Too much money, not enough time ♪
and it's very late. I'm-I'm done.
Hey, hi.
♪ Get-get up off my grind, you stay behind ♪
Hey, Josh, are you lost?