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Hi. Hi. Hey.
What? When?
All right. Well, you're welcome.
- Like, what's your secret? - Dude, there's no secret.
in my face.
There's this girl, Sara... she is all over me.
These... girls like this don't get with guys like me.
Uh, so what are-what are their names?
All you got to do is find a girl, walk up to her,
(Man laughs)
- Okay. I want it. There we go. - Josh, Josh, Josh.
Wow, thank you. Thank you
- All right. - Now, just take it...
- All right, that's 38 bucks. - It's $38?
Mmm, mmm. (Grunting)
Oh. (Laughs)
nobody turned in any dicks. Sorry, buddy.
in the center of my body.
It smells like curry.
♪ Too much money ♪
I'm-I'm with a girl, and she wants to have sex with me!
- Give it to me. Give it to me. - Oh, yeah, give, give. Oh.
Back then, things were so passionate, they were exciting.
Hold that. Uh, hey, I'm Josh.
Lots of, uh, milk, and, uh, it was a very positive experience.
(Zippering)
Did that not happen to you?
I know what a wizard looks like.
Five minutes.
- slobbering girls. - Oh, no, I didn't mean specific girls,