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So, one-one cosmo.
- I love this milk analogy, dude. - Yeah.
I'm sorry, Josh. I'm leaving.
Me and this banging little skank tore
- Just take it off. - I'll take off my shirt,
That is an oldie but a goodie.
- Yeah? - Just two seconds, yeah.
A tall guy, pointy hat, he had a long white beard?
♪ Get-get up off my grind, you-you stay behind ♪
Uh, it's pretty crazy what's happening in the news, huh?
- About what? - The room we're in.
Oh.
Who wants some of this?
Uh... okay, and you're gone.
that can be more sensual than any penetrative act.
Of course you do.
There are many ways for you to be erotic with your partner.
No wonder you were scared to come in here, man. Ooh.
♪ Ha! ♪
- creepy kid with the dead eye, Tobias? - It wasn't Tobias.
I just wrestled a pit bull for a shit-covered dick.
No condoms tonight. Mm, mm.
I want that.
Or if there's a song playing, I'll reference the song.
Oh, man, it's super late already.
Different-different web sites.
What's good... What's the spot...
(Elevator bell dings)
♪ Too much money, not enough time ♪
(Phone ringing) What up? What up?