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(Muffled dance music playing)
Okay, all right. Uh, thank you.
♪ Too much money, not enough time ♪
♪ Too much money, not enough time ♪
One second.
I see no dicks, my friend.
♪ Get-get up off my grind, you'll stay behind ♪
(Bartender groans)
Hopefully, it'll fit.
I'm-I'm tired, and I'm broke,
(Imitates gunshot)
I... different grips.
I got to see what it's like to be you.
Don't worry. Still plenty of time to score.
Or, uh, current events.
I'm going home. Come on.
- No. - Are you sure?
Oh, great!
Well, it's never gonna happen, is it, man?
- (Panting) Oh, give it to me. - Okay. Here we go.
(Mike laughs)
Okay.
(Indistinct chatter)
What?
I-I've never seen that before in my life.
- Dude, it's getting late. - Let's just pound some Mexican food.
(Phone ringing) Hello.
The laptop, the lubriderm. I'm bored.
He had a good night. Ooh.
God, I'll never forget the day we found that Delia's catalogue.
You know how much I love...
Whoa. Oh, my...
(Toilet flushing)
Okay, see, this is what I'm talking about.
Having a good night.