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He's not even a person.

I'm On Your Side Here Dude, But He Is Not Wrong

When it comes to human ethics,

Obviously, no one can ever know.

I'm sorry about this, Chidi.

You son of a Bitch

He's just a bunch of evil

This is why everyone hates moral philosophy professors.

with one Janet, as it were.

Precisely because you refer to lovemaking

No time, dude! Make a decision!

He thinks he just killed a bunch of people with a trolley.

This is awesome...

what did we learn?

sacré bleu, I Peed in my pants

me trying desperately

Michael's not going to learn

ran him over with a trolley.

Sorry. Jason, do you, um, care to join?

I think we've taken this trolley thing as far as it can go.

You're just torturing Chidi again, aren't you?

I just know more than you.

Here's the thing.

But this is hard because the only trolley

I asked you to examine the ethics of "Les Misérables,"

Are you torturing us again?

I just needed to let off a little steam.

Perhaps we could kill two birds

or we'll end up getting tortured forever.