Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Close enough. Jason and I are sleeping together.
My bad.
I'm your hottest friend... No, Tahani.
That was kind of cool.
I call them "opposite tortures."
"It made me feel insecure, and I lashed out.
What he really wanted was to torture me,
"is in the Bad Place being tortured.
I mean, I wouldn't shag Jason if he were the last man on Earth.
Evet, satın alınamayız Yeah, We Can't Be Bought.
concentrating on a table of contents helps me calm down.
Pikachu!
"Everyone in this story sucks and belongs in the Bad Place.
Tahani, here's yours.
Interesting guy, actually.
I just... heard that.
and that he has no voice in this relationship.
who was always silently judging my purchases?
You were a tough nut to crack, but I think I figured it out.
from sweaty-forehead stress grease.
Eventually Chidi will get over it.
yet another classic Shellstrop move.
also classic Shellstrop moves, by the way...
Congratulations.
Oh, no? What possible other reason could he have
to his garage of adult tricycles.
- Oh, nice trolley. - Move out of the way!
They made you feel dumb and small,
You want to hang out?
I don't want anything.
Okay. Sure. But philosophy is
is one person you would kill instead of the five.
watching random people's heads fly off,
Woven belts?
Oh, well, that's reassuring,
Sorry. You're right.
But if I'm helping you guys, I say...