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Bye. See you later.
No. All right. It's not won'th it.
Tastes like Splenda, gets drunk like Scotch.
You said it would be ready by today.
(SIGHING)
He's a good guy. And he's super funny.
He was, like, "Come in." Yeah.
Did you have time to think about my offer?
So I'm gonna ask you to stand up, walk out
There's a big difference between me trying and me not trying
I will bring all your stuff home. Okay.
(IMITATING DRUM ROLL)
Michael's like a movie on a plane. It’s not great but it’s something to watch. And when it’s over you’re like, how much times left on this flight?
I had no idea, when I got into that car to go to New York,
Okay, that's it on my list.
Michael, wait!
Have you really thought this through?
We're really tight. We're like the Kardashians.
Yeah. You could give it up, though, right?
What is this about?
I am aware of the effect I have on viruses.
Can I talk to you for a minute?
(RUSTLING)
What am I gonna do?
I mean, I didn't have any.
So...
Here we go.
I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.
As mysteriously as he arrived He was gone
Did you also hand in your two-week... I didn't.
You work in paper long enough, you get to know the players.
Okay, I want you to be my productivity czar.
Pam, when will the quarantine be over?