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You're all on report!
Let's go.
To the right flank, march!
How about two fives?
Yeah.
Are they hating you yet?
Listen.
Uh, Cunningham, Richard Cunningham.
No, I, I gotta quit.
Are you all right?
♪ These days are ours ♪
Time after time I have to have a heart-to-heart talk with him.
Will you get back in the ranks? Can't I be the squad...
if Richard J. Cunningham, Private, is a fink.
He-he-ey.
That was beautiful, Rich.
Which means you owe me a dollar.
I don't need anybody.
Soldier, a good commander has no friends.
Attention.
and when I turn around, you'd better be standing at attention
I tried my best, but all my friends turned against me.
because I think you should try.
Oh, yeah.
Left flank, march.
He-he-hey.
That's the dirtiest word I ever heard.
They want to make you a squad leader?
Well, supposing they just run away again.
Follow me.
why I'm a success today in the hardware business.
Uh, stop.
(applause)
Because my men ran away.
Hey Zwergchen Bring in the Fink!
Left, right, left, right. Let's go to a panty raid.
for your whole future.
Let me see you take charge of this squad.
Ten-hut!
Attention!
Keep that flag straight, soldier!
in creamed chip beef on a big piece of toast.
Present arms!