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Who would've thought?
You got the best husband.
Um, ok, well, uh, Close your eyes.
If he can change The delivery day To wednesday.
Ah, you know, That's kinda silly--
I just thought I'd get it over with.
Wow. Why'd you buy Those things?
Really? Yeah. Go ahead.
* You wanna go *
[Gasps] sam!
Sam...
It's--uh, I just figured,
Uh, why don't you Give me the ring?
Boy, that must've, uh, Cost you a pretty penny.
You're really neat.
When diane sees The ring
No, no, woody. That's, uh...
Here's something about A show of impressionists
Ah, well, another one Bites the matrimonial dust.
* Takes everything You've got *
So truly, sam, This is the ring I want.
In the window Of the fancy store
[All laugh]
They just gave it To you, huh?
4 Lovely pink frocks Was a mere 950.
[Ring]
No, It's the same gold, Same diamonds.
You're making it sound Worse than it is.
Carla, can you tell me Who sam is?
5,200.
Oh, no, you make--
I have to stop By the store
Don't forget your Receipt there, sammy.
Every damn dress In the window was pink.
Huh? Not bad For 1,200 bucks.
That sammy got For diane here?