Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Don't be nervous. Just picture her naked.

(CLEARING THROAT) Rolando, I'd like you to meet Pam.

If you say screw you one more time...

So, when are you due?

"According to past employers, it in no way affects her job..." Blah, blah, blah.

For instance, I learned the Pledge of Allegiance

Payten It is a statement of fact

Hello, Doctor. I was just following up about my mole again.

(INHALES DEEPLY)

Yeah, screw you, beet farmer, I didn't forget your birthday.

Okay. I insist.

Have you collected the money from everyone?

"It is your birthday." Period.

She just left and I didn't...

but I especially love

Baldy, your head is bald, it is hairless,

Whoo! Thank God for everybody, right?

(CAR ALARM BLARING)

Dwight, this fits in the palm of my hand.

Oh, my God. I'm so happy for you.

you're a new client and as one of my new clients

You know what? Maybe

I'm about to ask out this girl and I'm completely panicking.

and Raj implemented a 'fix' without testing it..

This gal, she's really into you?

No, it can go straight to our business address.

This is the Nard-Dog.

by setting it to the tune of Old MacDonald.

What you and Jim have times a hundred. Just... She...