Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm about to ask out this girl and I'm completely panicking.

but I especially love

This is the Nard-Dog.

If you say screw you one more time...

You know what? Maybe

For instance, I learned the Pledge of Allegiance

(INHALES DEEPLY)

Baldy, your head is bald, it is hairless,

Dwight, this fits in the palm of my hand.

This gal, she's really into you?

She just left and I didn't...

Have you collected the money from everyone?

Yeah, screw you, beet farmer, I didn't forget your birthday.

So, when are you due?

Payten It is a statement of fact

you're a new client and as one of my new clients

by setting it to the tune of Old MacDonald.

No, it can go straight to our business address.

(CLEARING THROAT) Rolando, I'd like you to meet Pam.

"It is your birthday." Period.

Okay. I insist.

What you and Jim have times a hundred. Just... She...

Oh, my God. I'm so happy for you.

Don't be nervous. Just picture her naked.

"According to past employers, it in no way affects her job..." Blah, blah, blah.

Whoo! Thank God for everybody, right?

(CAR ALARM BLARING)

and Raj implemented a 'fix' without testing it..

Hello, Doctor. I was just following up about my mole again.