Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

a bamboozled Mom and two perfect weddings.
Maybe this'll ring a bell.
(sighs) What are we doing?
"I have a child. I have a child."
♪ What's here and, oh, look, now we're done. ♪
-just because she might show up. -It's just that,
The timeline doesn't work, but she insists.
can Dad find out that Mom is probably on her way here
-I think it would be very, very bad. -Ugh, it is.
And these two never let me forget it.
and keep them distracted while we do this.
-And it's gonna be perfect. -(phone vibrating)
♪ A thing that you can see, oh, look ♪
♪ And his love for a Bee did begin to rise ♪
(scoffs) Is that even allowed?
And that's a shadow wedding. Any questions?
Smart. I do the same thing, only lying about my butt.
Welp, the Shaws were riveted by the tour.
the frong-dong frog dong's worst.
It's official: we cannot tell anyone
I love Titanic because it features
There's a new post to Mom's blog.
Okay, would you like a plaintive wail or some quiet sobbing?
This must be how the iceberg felt.
She's drinking at a Wetzel's Pretzels in Tulsa.
♪ Do you like burritos? ♪
and I need my dad on my caboose.
to see all of this when they get here.
let me just add, we do not talk about this.
-Thank you, Keith. -Uh, it's, uh, Beef.
Okay, welp, let's go get our Wolf married.
-When Mom arrives... -HAM: My true love
-What?! -Oh, no.
with a terrible family secret!
Any questions? No? Okay, great.
Blow, winds, blow!
She swears wholeheartedly that she's the Zodiac Killer.
but she's still your mom.