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Every time I close out the cash register. The dance of capitalist superiority.
You do this every night?
There's something Anya and I... wanna tell you.
I thought we could hang out, or something.
If you had a real peg leg, you wouldn't just have a lame costume.
Anya!
Where I come from, this sort of thing requires much in the way of libation.
You have to plan for babies, or they'll just run roughshod over your entire existence.
- Yeah. It's Dawn. - Dawn? What happened?
No, all right. Let's just, um...
What?
Kids these days, eh?
I know. I mean, I am the luckiest ex-demon in the world.
- I wish. - Ah! Freshman.
And we all know how splendidly that turned out for Mickey.
- Sorry about the party. - Nah, don't worry about it.
And start. And all the stuff in the middle.
"Ho-hum" OK? Or like "Oh, my God, I think I'm gonna pee my pants" OK?
Excuse me! Can we fight now?
- You? - Yeah.
Much as I will Xander's vigorous use of his tongue.
I've seen you, too.
you haven't exactly been big with the whole range-of-human-emotions thing.
I thought you were waiting for the right moment.
Halloween.
I'm sure you'll spend many years of... non-hell-dimensional bliss.
Shiver me timbers.
- How could you not know? - I just met him!
Tell no one.