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Our family.
People...
Oh, no. Poor Captain Stubing.
Yes, sir.
Right? The right, doc.
You've gotta get that out of your head.
Well... here's to us.
Merry Christmas.
and that way no one would be hurt.
Oh, they're getting ready for dinner.
Boy, I hope I'm seeing double.
Hm.
I know.
Oh, but, sir, wouldn't you rather
Oh. Uh.
If you kill him, you kill us.
Uh, fruit juice and rum.
Uh... Let's see.
Really? Out in the ocean?
Sounds like fun. Mm-hm.
Yes, ma'am.
I beg your pardon?
Today is the first day...
A rule is a rule, Mr. Smith.
Me? No.
Dan, you can't be sure.
and his new wife, and they live in Florida.
Okay. Let's go.
Let's make this the best Christmas Eve ever.
Ooh, I hope he gives me what I want this Christmas:
Feel like I'm wearing a sign that says ex-con.
Judge for yourself.
Of course, he went to prison.
No, no, more to the left, Doc.
I can spot 'em like that.
And that's a stitch.
Dan.
Just for tonight, let's forget about Walter Perry,
Merry Christmas.
Okay.
Well, he says to it... He says, uh... Now get this.
For Pete's sake, tell her.
I was hoping you'd ask me for a divorce.
Christmas is just another working day.
You took us to the ball game last month.
Oh, yes. For Mitch.
Hey. You don't pussyfoot around, do you?
Well, I... I don't think Vegas is ready for me, Merrill.
Oh, well, I don't think there's anything to decide.
Let me think about it.
Goodbye. Bye-bye.
of bringing these orphans on a holiday.
Isaac... remove this dead soldier
Merry Christmas!
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
Newlyweds.
Thanks. Keep the change.
you might like at the orphanage.
Good night, everybody.
Yeah.
They're just short people.
I'll bet it's gonna be another one of those blue ties.
You're not only lonely,
don't say Christmas to me.
Of course it's missing. It's 86 degrees.
I know what it is.