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What are you looking for?
Well, Perry's a strange guy.
Oh.
Get lost, Perry.
Why, thank you, sir.
Do you think that maybe you could, uh,
what Santa has in his bag tonight.
The only perfume that comes with a bowl of rice.
you're, uh... feeling sorry for yourself too.
Uh, sports equipment,
Yes. Well, now... let's see... Tony, what...
You see, sir, we're all feeling
Now even less than before.
Well, now, let's see
I can't take any more of this.
How much is this one?
Dan.
Honey, you know someone you ought to call
Somebody was hurt, Walt.
he'll beg me for a divorce.
Well, I should.
Me too.
It's made from an old secret recipe.
Hi. Good evening.
Oh. I've got to do something so terrible,
Well, frankly, captain, we were feeling
Do you expect me to pay for this?
Tsk. I understand the sea.
It's, uh, an instrument they used
Didn't you tell him?
It's from all of us.
and the bells are ringing like crazy.
You know, that's what steams me about Christmas.
Oh, did you know that some guy
It's just that I, uh...
I wasn't... until now.
So as far as I'm concerned,
but...
Okay. Lay a "ho-ho-ho" on us.
Oh, I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Plenty!
Ah. Look here.
♪ So tender and mild ♪
and down like that.
Gee, this is... really a surprise.
I must have been drunk when I said it.
Sir. It's for you.
Tony?
I got a real big one with Father Mike and the guys.
He says, "Hi, sweetheart, what's a pinball machine doing
Part of my charm.
I was gonna get you a monogrammed shirt,
I'm a captain.
Good morning.
I contacted the police in Los Angeles.
I'm the perfect Santa.
But, uh, look, promise me that we'll get together later, okay?
Now, how did you kids
in a nice place like this?"
Perfect.
Oh. Well, we'll help you look for him.
Now, look, you've done everything you can do.
isn't there something you forgot to ask me for?
Dan...
Nope.