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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Mm-hm.
San Quentin never had a view like that, Walt.
Since when did you start drinking?
to be broken.
Can you make some more of those?
Hm?
and open me a new recruit.
Okay, let's get back to reality.
I own the Santa suit, so, uh... I'm Santa.
for a convicted embezzler.
Yes.
You're not a criminal. You never were.
Well, sir, we thought just this once.
Did George drink too much?
Merry Christmas.
I would've been in Las Vegas.
That looks delicious. Mm-hm.
Ha.
Ah. Somehow 86 degrees,
You're going to be seeing triple when we get to the room,
Only if you were born in December.
You know that my crew is always
Hello. Welcome aboard.
an equal-opportunity holiday.
Oh, no, Doc, up a little higher.
When we get back home, you can make a brand new start.
Which reminds me of this great joke.
I mean, he even likes my singing.
and I thought I'd do a little needlepoint, but,
Merry Christmas, everybody!
Well, at least they'll come to dinner clean.
Then, at 6:15, my Aunt Lillian brings out
A divorce.
I wanna be friendly with my crew, but I'm the captain.
Okay.
Dan?
well, I can see my two minutes are up, and I'd better go.
He used to call all the time
Well... thank you.
Thanks anyway. Mm-hm.
Oh, my God. No.
You know what she's gonna look like.
If we do, we'll never make that party.
And you know how they are if you keep 'em waiting.
Oh. Well, thanks for the tip.
This is for you.
This is just the start.
Say, what's all this gonna cost?
Oh, I love you.
How about a purser?
Yes, Walt. Oh, no.
Then you go to bed?
Forty-eight dollars.
and he lands right in
Well, it's, uh,
As many as you like.