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Can you make some more of those?
Hello. Welcome aboard.
San Quentin never had a view like that, Walt.
A divorce.
and open me a new recruit.
and he lands right in
Say, what's all this gonna cost?
This is for you.
and I thought I'd do a little needlepoint, but,
Well, it's, uh,
Only if you were born in December.
Thanks anyway. Mm-hm.
Dan?
Well, sir, we thought just this once.
Oh, my God. No.
Okay, let's get back to reality.
Oh, I love you.
Well, at least they'll come to dinner clean.
Merry Christmas, everybody!
Since when did you start drinking?
Then you go to bed?
That looks delicious. Mm-hm.
You know that my crew is always
well, I can see my two minutes are up, and I'd better go.
And you know how they are if you keep 'em waiting.
You're not a criminal. You never were.
Then, at 6:15, my Aunt Lillian brings out
Okay.
Ah. Somehow 86 degrees,
Forty-eight dollars.
When we get back home, you can make a brand new start.
Yes.
to be broken.
You're going to be seeing triple when we get to the room,
Mm-hm.
Oh, no, Doc, up a little higher.
Ha.
Oh. Well, thanks for the tip.
an equal-opportunity holiday.
I mean, he even likes my singing.
If we do, we'll never make that party.
Which reminds me of this great joke.
I own the Santa suit, so, uh... I'm Santa.
Did George drink too much?
As many as you like.
This is just the start.
Well... thank you.
How about a purser?
You know what she's gonna look like.
I would've been in Las Vegas.
for a convicted embezzler.
Merry Christmas.
I wanna be friendly with my crew, but I'm the captain.
Yes, Walt. Oh, no.
He used to call all the time
Hm?