Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Five bucks says they're not married.

It's the football I asked for, isn't it?

We arrive at 9:00 on Christmas morning,

never asked the price of anything.

Tsk. Now look, Lila... this is my business.

I've never seen the captain look better.

He wants you to have it.

I memorized the transcript.

really helped him to get close to his crew.

he wore a black lampshade.

♪ Sleep in heavenly... ♪

All right, I'll tell you.

Give it to the captain.

and then at 1:30 we all go out for a walk.

A little louder, they'd abandon ship.

three-day Christmas voyage to Ensenada.

Where are you Where

♪ The Love Boat ♪

Come on, let's eat ourselves a turkey.

By 2:30 everybody's ready for a nap.

Oh, this darn beard.

And... And Ben.

Bye-bye. Bye-bye.

Can we breathe?

uh, there are ways of joining in...

I'd like you to meet Mario, Artie, Ben,

He'd have a couple of drinks

Check's in the mail. Huh. Welcome aboard.

Oh, well, I hope they behave themselves.

maybe you and I can work on it together.

How's that? Okay?

It was either the divorce courts or the bankruptcy courts.

Well, you can't have too many.

My family consists of my father

that you're in Cabin 344, Promenade Deck.

♪ Was to certain poor shepherds In fields as they lay ♪

I mean, it's fun to spend Christmas with the passengers,

we drag ourselves away from the table and...

I don't know. What color are your socks?

Good evening. Merry Christmas. Good evening.

Hoo-hoo, Isaac, what's in this?

goes with this outfit I'm wearing?

How do you do? Welcome aboard.

I ain't on the rail.

You're off-center.

All right! All right.