Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I memorized the transcript.

You're off-center.

I don't know. What color are your socks?

Oh, this darn beard.

All right! All right.

By 2:30 everybody's ready for a nap.

♪ Was to certain poor shepherds In fields as they lay ♪

He'd have a couple of drinks

we drag ourselves away from the table and...

Well, you can't have too many.

maybe you and I can work on it together.

Tsk. Now look, Lila... this is my business.

he wore a black lampshade.

Come on, let's eat ourselves a turkey.

Good evening. Merry Christmas. Good evening.

I ain't on the rail.

and then at 1:30 we all go out for a walk.

three-day Christmas voyage to Ensenada.

My family consists of my father

It was either the divorce courts or the bankruptcy courts.

How's that? Okay?

How do you do? Welcome aboard.

He wants you to have it.

Check's in the mail. Huh. Welcome aboard.

Can we breathe?

We arrive at 9:00 on Christmas morning,

Where are you Where

All right, I'll tell you.

I'd like you to meet Mario, Artie, Ben,

Oh, well, I hope they behave themselves.

goes with this outfit I'm wearing?

Hoo-hoo, Isaac, what's in this?

♪ Sleep in heavenly... ♪

that you're in Cabin 344, Promenade Deck.

♪ The Love Boat ♪

A little louder, they'd abandon ship.

And... And Ben.

really helped him to get close to his crew.

I've never seen the captain look better.

It's the football I asked for, isn't it?

uh, there are ways of joining in...

Five bucks says they're not married.

I mean, it's fun to spend Christmas with the passengers,

never asked the price of anything.

Bye-bye. Bye-bye.

Give it to the captain.