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Isaac... what color lampshade
Oh.
Is that why you divorced her?
is a pinball machine,
Oh, way too expensive.
Leave out the fruit juice.
Okay? Yeah. Thanks.
In prison.
Oh, n... Nothing. Nothing.
I'm sure you'll enjoy our cruise.
I'm not kidding now, Walt.
Oh. Uh...
Because I'm gonna buy all new furniture for the living room.
I mean, Santa.
At 11:00 we open the Christmas presents,
and by 10 we're sitting down
It'll be fun.
Hi, Merrill.
I-I didn't want it to happen.
Thank you, sir.
I'm too perfect.
It's a beautiful table.
You weren't the only one in jail for three years.
I had to see him face to face.
Let me put it this way.
♪ Set a course for adventure ♪
You're funny.
Too bad the jury didn't know that. Honey.
Oh, I thought that you were still in, uh...
Well, I've been looking all over for you.
Why should I be the heavy?
Wait till I show the guys.
No. The world's not ready for a soprano Santa Claus.
Now, let's see. Barton.
Yes, it's great.
No. Don't take it all.
I guess that's Will on the bottom and Wayne on top.
I mean, here I am, on a ship full of people and...
Now I wanna give you something in return.
Oh, no way. They're newlyweds.
Miss, do you sell jewelry?
Excuse me, sir,
seems that Santa is, uh...
I've got a confession to make.
Lila! For heaven's sake.
He can bring it when he comes next time.
And do you know what the result will be?
I heard of this leader once
Well, look, why don't I, uh, get a kit and, uh,
You?
Well, that's a...
Hello.
No. No, he... He-he must have me confused
Maybe that's why you're a priest and...
Please, Dan.
Would you like to have dinner in the cabin tonight?
♪ And child ♪
Oh, wait, I'll get it.
Right through there. Thank you.
But please, just this once, don't sing.
Oh-ho-ho. Yes, it will. Ha, ha.
Oh, well... Well... I-I... I can dig that.
Go away. You blew it.