Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And it's Christmas and...

I... I guess I was daydreaming.

and treat me to a big turkey dinner.

Uh, you have to split. That's cool, that's cool.

No, you see, I was paroled last week.

What's the secret?

This is Assistant Purser Smith

Let's see what we have here.

Say, pal, could you tell me the way to the nearest bar?

It's a sextant.

Let's go, you guys.

Well, maybe his reindeer are having a little trouble

I-I took the money, I admit it.

No. But you were thinking about it.

Oh, I sure wish I was up in Oregon with my folks.

they could always...

Eh, uh, you're, uh...?

He's supposed to be here by now.

♪ All is bright ♪

Now, look, I'll run back, I'll get it,

Oh, I know that.

I mean, the warning.

get your hands on this bottle of champagne?

♪ Come aboard ♪

than Christmas at a crap table.

I had to see it in his eyes.

It's a lot... cozier than the dining room.

♪ It's love ♪

And why shouldn't our family

We were just talking about you last night.

big order for Santa to fill.

Merry Christmas.

What do you think my life was like without you?

on a cruise every year, would you?

What's happening?

Oh, the captain said there might be

Tony. That's right.

I wonder if it's possible for me to cash a traveler's check?

and give me a kiss.

I can't help it.

Mm-hm. Gee, thanks.

Captain Stubing?

I can taste that turkey already.

Well, you see, I just had a few minutes

But she's got to be the one to ask for the divorce.

♪ On a cold winter's night That was so deep ♪

♪ Holy Infant ♪

How do you think I feel?

No, I'm sorry. It's not. Uh...

I mean, I... I can't be

Then I'll buy matching whoopee cushions.

I can't remember.

with some other captain.

Do you want to exchange gifts now?

You gave me a gift last night: my life.

And he knows I know.

I'll go with you.

We're Mr. and Mrs. Barton.