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Let's go, you guys.
♪ On a cold winter's night That was so deep ♪
Do you want to exchange gifts now?
Say, pal, could you tell me the way to the nearest bar?
Now, look, I'll run back, I'll get it,
You see, uh...
Then I'll buy matching whoopee cushions.
Where are you?
No, I'm sorry. It's not. Uh...
big order for Santa to fill.
Wow.
Captain Stubing?
What's the secret?
Eh, uh, you're, uh...?
Mm-hm. Gee, thanks.
And it's Christmas and...
♪ It's love ♪
Uh, you have to split. That's cool, that's cool.
No, you see, I was paroled last week.
I wonder if it's possible for me to cash a traveler's check?
Well, maybe his reindeer are having a little trouble
they could always...
Oh, I sure wish I was up in Oregon with my folks.
I mean, I... I can't be
Aw. Goodbye.
Like this?
And why shouldn't our family
I'll go with you.
It's a sextant.
Mm.
You gave me a gift last night: my life.
Tony. That's right.
This is Assistant Purser Smith
♪ All is bright ♪
I can't remember.
Oh, the captain said there might be
What about me?
on a cruise every year, would you?
I can't help it.
I... I guess I was daydreaming.
But she's got to be the one to ask for the divorce.
He's supposed to be here by now.
Thanks.
Merry Christmas.
get your hands on this bottle of champagne?
How do you think I feel?
And now.
No. But you were thinking about it.
What's happening?
I-I took the money, I admit it.
I mean, the warning.
Good evening.
Oh.
Okay.
It's a lot... cozier than the dining room.
I can taste that turkey already.
What do you think my life was like without you?
Huh. Well, no.
Let's see what we have here.
Oh, I know that.
with some other captain.
♪ Come aboard ♪
Thanks.
than Christmas at a crap table.
I had to see it in his eyes.
Well, you see, I just had a few minutes
and treat me to a big turkey dinner.
♪ Holy Infant ♪
We're Mr. and Mrs. Barton.
Uh, no.
More punch?
We were just talking about you last night.
And he knows I know.
and give me a kiss.