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Cool guy, probably expecting a cool knock.
Yeah. Yup. No. No, no, no, no.
I wouldn't.
in the police department.
Uh, no email.
You feel the cool breeze of enlightenment
I LOST EVERYTHING
Mm.
Not better. Here we go. Here we go!
and brought in muffins for everyone.
Okay, Peralta, I accept your apology.
chat about the job, do some mentor-mentee bonding.
It's all part of the job, little brother.
Scully, Hitchcock, work your C.I.S.
Or found his books, which tell us
these out-of-service mailboxes as drops
Oh.
Well, howzabout we avoid human contact altogether
"Behonkus" means butt,
That's better than my excuse.
ending a sentence with 'at' smh
Tradition and security.
Quit two years ago.
B-side's got some banging sousa deep cuts.
Stop!
Dip your penis in vinegar.
keep an eye on me.
They actually moved the headquarters
I am in a vast hallway.
From now on, any bust that comes from this,
Let's give him cash.
I COULD NOT GET ENOUGH OF THE PONIES
Wait, "from now on"?
I could not get enough of the ponies.
Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake! What? Is he coming?
Let's just put this in perspective for a second.
because the earth will eventually
Our motto is "nos custodimus quod lingus."
I meant like a brassiere, which is totally different.
Jackson, some ecstasy was found on the F train.
but in my early 20s, I too battled an addiction.
Wait, you're just gonna jump a whole decade?
It was kind of a big one.