Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Are there carrots and lumps of coal in the water?

a quest with a holiday theme.

then I put it in my right hand and pretend

Oh, before I forget, Saturday I'm planning a little

(gasps) I like where this is heading.

Would you just look inside?

That's sweet of you.

And don't worry, someday you'll have somebody, too.

I mean, at all.

So... (clears throat)

I'm always attracted to women I can't have.

My carpal tunnel's acting up.

I want them to love me for me.

Oh, come on, I hardly ever get a chance to play anymore.

Mixing Dungeons and Dragons with Christmas is

And not just because if you weren't here,

How does he not hear that?

Why can't I find someone?

I don't expect you guys to understand.

a big D and D game at his place.

I combined a well-known, historical fact

I'm leaving you here to rot,

By rolling dice and playing make-believe

We play as a group.

No, screw that noise, I'm going in.

"Jennifer@not-even-if-you-were- the-last-guy-on-earth.loser""

Oh, hello, Sheldon.

Why is this so important to you?

Uh, wait, can I come with you?

My vet says if I give her any more foie gras,

and now the walls of the room start closing in.

Okay, here we go.

That is some low-hanging fruit.

Bernadette's wearing leopard-print pumps