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♪ Though the frost was cru-el ♪
and shoot my magic all over his ass.
Sheldon, what do you do?
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♪ When a poor man came in sight ♪
I-In my defense...
and I picked this over having sex with my girlfriend.
Just admit it.
and her favorite movie is Slumdog Millionaire.
when I was five years old, isn't that right?
she would break the bottle and cut me.
lower mantelpiece assembly
What are we supposed to do?
She was too beautiful for me.
Svaty Vaclav is better known as Good King Wenceslas
I'm very old-fashioned that way.
So, how'd it go? Great.
And I let it.
And I told you "my Pop-Pop,"
from the beloved Victorian Christmas carol.
She said if I came near her,
who encouraged me to pursue science.
Instead, I got Lincoln Logs.
He says, "Ho, ho, help me."
(dice rolls on table)
Look at that, I built a fireplace with my own two hands.
I know, but when I shop online, I can do it on the toilet.
Okay...
Yeah, you're a real catch.
That was amazing, Sheldon.
Clearly, a great battle has taken place."
I'm getting three trains.