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any woman who'll have you, right?
Oh, uh, yeah.
See you, boys. We are going drinking.
The two of them?
jolly old Saint Nick, we meet again.
Do you hear yourself when you say these things?
I open the chest.
Is having a real-life girlfriend who has sex with you
♪ Shall yourselves find blessing ♪
Well, a couple of things.
Santa Claus""
Geez, who's Forever 63 now?
All right, Sheldon, to start our quest,
(playing "Jingle Bells")
Why not? Amy,
(knock on door)
(bell rings three times)
I make it a rule to only fall for
In seventh grade, I played Spin the Bottle
Come on, Sheldon.
♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪
to the large chest,
I don't know. What's the difference?
So, what's the plan?
Because if you've got one, I need it bad.
and find a large chest.
Get in here with your rod and give it to me.
I get right up in Santa's big, fat face and say...
That's not good.
since my therapist changed my anxiety medication
But you didn't bring him back, did you?
So Wolowitz and Stuart are paralyzed, Santa's dead,
I like scrolls.
You should come to girls' night more often.
You know I don't enjoy Christmas.
Okay, continuing our quest.