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Some dork newsboy is being held hostage by an armed and dangerous ex-con.
That's right.
And I need your help with this one, Gus.
You know, I am so sick and tired of people hassling poor innocent ex-cons at the drop of a hat.
Well, she got away, you idiots.
Over our dead and rotting corpses.
You're gonna kill me?
I can see why you wear a sheet.
Elsewhere in the news, Charo thrills a sold-out house at the Greek
Look, buddy, if we jumped every time that kid was held hostage, we'd never have any lives of our own.
Oh.
What am I?
What's all the commotion?
That's it.
quaint appeal.
I mean, people that have fallen on hard times deserve our love and our compassion.
And guess what?
Oh yeah, that would be another way of handling it, sure.
Stand in the place where you were, now face what.
This lice-ridden piece of sub-human trash is getting paroled today and she wants to come here!
Interesting turn of events, huh?