Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Now, see, she made a move I wasn't expecting.

You look different than your picture.

She looks like she could cut a mean rug, too.

Don't be so hard on yourself.

When she exits the house, I'll turn her off like a switch.

Ain't you got something to do?

If that doesn't scare her, let's see her get by this.

There goes my one good lung.

I'm an actual hostage!

stare at you all night what the hell i got no place else to go but i swear if you so much as lay a finger on me i'll rip your throat out so fast it'll be screaming uncle in my fist you know when you talk like that it is so hard for me to believe that you are a hardened criminal i mean you talk like every other girl i date just a little dash of my grandmother thrown in

Visual aids are always effective.

I'm gonna go give him a piece of my mind.

Look, kid, I got sort of faced last night.

That must mean that we're not really true lovers.

Tell me, Gus, do you see anything that might, oh, I don't know, be slightly unsettling to one's nerves?

Say that again?

I was joking before when I said she was gonna kill me!

Is there anyone your evil sarcasm hasn't crushed?