Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This is so much like the dating game.

Am I hearing wedding bells in Chris Peterson's future?

Geez, Mom, every time I bring home a con, it's always the same talk.

Today's tense hostage situation thankfully resulted in only one death.

We thought you and the missus might come down and plead with her for your boy's life.

Geez, it's funny how everything seems to work out okay in the end, isn't it?

Come out with your hands up.

Ah, Burl, I got venison curing in there.

I don't got any mustard gas.

This is the Greenville Police Department.

A car with a civilian driver to take me and the chimp here to the airport, where a private jet will be waiting to fly us to... Bolivia!

The old ingo bingo.

Great play acting, dear.

Stay right where you are.

I see you've upgraded your stereo system.

A balmy hamper breeze.

We better bring somebody in.

Geez how we take it easy with the ammo you're chipping the new paint off my house Sorry Gus seems every crime in the tri-state area over the past week's been traced to that broad in your garage Yeah, no kidding.

Oh, she's here.

Oh, shh, he's sleeping.

I'm too young and bloated to die.

What kind of crap is this?