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Mom?
That's your first strike. One more and you're out.
Oh, I watched it.
while his wife, the "modern woman"
but when it comes time for ideas their brains take a three-hour nap.
- Is it happening again? - No. No.
"Three Teens in Mother's Car Killed in Drug Buy Gone Wrong."
Then fuck the pennies, grab them quarters!
No fucking way is that gonna be me!
- # Like a natural man # - # Just like a natural man #
All you people are the same.
It's probably a good idea for us to be prolific.
"Ask me about my loser husband's shit job"?
- Fuck you! - Fuck you!
Kevin, when you've been in this business as long as I have,
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Our ratings are slipping, the suits are coming down on me...
That looks like that ice cream truck that made the news
I won't do it, Vic! I got a reputation to uphold!
He's coming here? To my street?
We'll have to get boring jobs, like being a dentist.
We were about to toss you out in front of the hospital.
You like that, you fucking cunt?
I vouched for you, Frank.
Well, I was gonna make you beg for it just a little bit, but let's just say...
Delivering joy in every package.
Look, brother, you and I both know this record sucks,
He also said he was gonna take me to the eye doctor.
♪ It's a puppy dog cotton candy day ♪
Why can't Mom make dinner?
Oh, I think I hear the sound of a thousand panties dropping at once.
All right, Murph! What a bargain!
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