Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, hey, hey, hey. I ain't your partner.
I'm afraid this is non-compliance... Goodbye
Is that the phone?
-EL TÍO ESE TE HA LLAMADO JESÚS... -No ha dicho Jesús, ha dicho: “Eh,Zeus”.
In fact, we've had to give up and pull the plug on the whole thing.
I'd advise you to take this more seriously.
Already did. Livermore Labs theft over the weekend.
There's no time!
Beer is normally taken internally, John.
- Here you go, my dear. - Somebody put a big bomb in a school somewhere.
Say hello to your brother.
Run, run, run, run! We're gonna win. We're gonna win.
Fuck em … lettem cook
Whoo!
He's two steps shy of being a full-blown smoloholic One step...
This was never about revenge. It's about a goddamn heist.
Officer.
Hey.... I didn't even know that motherfucker
oh, god i love this show show
And I'm a little sick of these fuckin' riddles! Now, where is the school bomb?
- Think we should call a fire truck? - Ah, fuck 'em. Let 'em cook.
Let's see. Almost certainly Cross. Come on, Andrew. Say hello.
- Can you stop it? - I shouldn't even touch it.
Need an ambulance! Over!
You mean to tell me I'm in this shit because some white cop ...
pIECE OF CAKE. GIVE ME SOMETHING HARDER NEXT TIME.
You can see right down into the subway.
- I lied to you, Zeus. - About what?
I ain't your neighbor, your brother or your friend. I'm your total stranger.
Twenty minutes. Go by foot. No rush.
And you are in the flower business, Mr. Vanderfloog?
Unless what?
We're .. We're primarily, uh ...
That's right. Run, motherfuckers! The exterminators are here!
You know, you're the first woman since Holly who's seen me do this.
Well, that is an exceptional report, fellas.
Simon says, if you attempt to evacuate schools ...
It's yugo, its build for economy not speed!
Keep the bottle.
Move it out! Move it out!
It'd take 'em an hour to get here. Shit!
Uh, my wife buys me two tickets every week.
You mean for the school? I'm sorry, I can't do that.
Sounds like you got a secret admirer, John.
Duck.
The containers are filled with that.
I am the ... voice of my own god.
- That cut deep? - How the hell would I know?
they're gonna be a little late.
- Why? - So we can go to college.
First of all, I just wanna tell you what a great show you got.
I told the librarian that I had a bad headache, but she didn't believe me.
See the men safely off the ship, and I'll see you in the port-side launch.
No radio contact. No radio contact.
- Check it. - Thanks, Rick.
- Get in, get in! - Pretty slick.
Come on. Get him up here! Come on, come on!
Hi Chris I’m not your dad, quit calling me! I don’t like you.
THAT'S A WHITE MAN, WITH WHITE PROBLEMS.
PIECE OF CAKE
Let's get something straight. I'm the only one here on official police business.
Look out! Look out!
Westchester's probably worse than we are.
I got the janitors making a last sweep of the building right now.
Fuck!
Yesterday
I was saying, I used to drive a cab, and Ninth Avenue was the fastest way south.
Well, I kinda doubt you're gonna find him in church.
that he has planted another very large bomb in a school here in the New York area.
- That's what you got, right? - Yeah, that's what I got.
Nils is dead, fuck-head
Must be your lucky day.
I see you all day, little man. Policeman.
This is becoming an ugly habit.
I quit.
Take your time. I expect to be dead in four.
Now, with a package like this, you get a warning.
Relax, Targo. If he is still alive ...
Excuse me! Excuse me, please! Pardon me.
- How do we turn this thing off? - On the fountain, there should be two jugs.
This is a bad idea!
- Truck! Truck! - Hold on. Here we go.
Simon's going to tell Lieutenant McClane what to do ...
I'm on a case. Somebody blew up Bonwit Teller's an hour ago.
Simon, kill him.
- Wait. Now they're saying it's Juarez, Mexico. - Forget it!
Hey, you! I remember you!
- How many players are on the Yankees ball club? - Twenty-five.
Yesterday, We had a bike and no fief Today, we must decide which fief we want to buy
in greater New York.
- Put that shit down. - No fuckin' way.
You'll be the lacrosse team!
That was not smart. There are lives at stake here!
Pull all the way! Pull all the way!
- I'll call you in 30 minutes. Be there. - We're fucked.
I would not give up McClane for all the gold in your Fort Knox.
Yeah, well, we all barely make it. What do you want us to do?
I'm gonna ask you to calmly and quietly start moving ...
Crawl out from under that rock you're hiding under and I'll drive this truck up your ass.
But if I push the panic button, I can get 500 from Washington.
All right, then I'm gonna drop it in your hands. Cup your hand.
Me laughing at the Trumper in NYC That set himself on fire
McClane and the Samaritan.
He keeps stealing from people, they're gonna find him in a Dumpster.
- John McClane. I owe you one - Damn right, you owe me!
No bomb.
In the back of the truck you're driving, there's $13 billion worth in gold bullion.
Watch it! Excuse me! Pardon me! Watch your back! Watch it!
- What've you got out your side? - Look like roaches with the lights comin' on.
What the fuck is that?