Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

As in don’t fuck with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass!
But once it's mixed, be somewhere else.
Having fun with the phone company, are we?
- What do you think of this heat this late in the year? - Indian summer, huh?
Well? What kinda engine does this piece of shit have? Step on it!
You were gonna call me a shovel weren't you?
- There's a white man standing in the street. - I seen one.
Repeat, one school will be dismissed at 3:00 p.m. permanently, unless
I'm surprised anybody would stay with you long enough to be married.
In the last five minutes, the volume in calls in here has tripled!
Half the goddamn Country just called 988
They want you to know who's doing it to you.
- We're halfway there with 18 minutes to go. - Fuck this! Hang on.
Shit! How 'bout the Coast Guard?
It's like a proxy!
Oh, no, I didn't see nobody. Nobody's following us. Go, go, go!
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Are you talking about money?
- Oh, no, no! - Lean forward! Get ready. Move your hands.
Now, do I have your attention?
Now, the bomb has to arm itself. You'll see the red liquid ...
- I can't get out, McClane! - Get him outta here.
We get Fifth Avenue cleared up by 3:00, or we got the traffic jam from hell!
Well, she was in L.A., I was in New York.
Ah, fuck 'em. Let 'em cook.
What's the matter with you? Don't you have kids? That's an elephant joke.
Ah, fuck 'em. let 'em cook.
- but now I think perhaps you should join the game. - We got him!
Holy Toledo!
Yes, I was saying that we're dealing with a megalomaniacal personality ...
- We're gonna go! - You heard the man. Let's go! Let's go!
Thank you, that’s very helpful.
She's trying to steal City Hall!
- Inspector, phone. - Not now. Benson! Traffic!
Oh God I love this country
What is it that you want Lieutenant McClane to do?
Come back here! You little sons of bitches!
Ten quarters. The guy in the dump truck had 10 quarters.
- Ya ready? Ready? - One ...
Get away from the phone! You are under arrest?
He wants control over him .. over his actions, his thoughts, even his emotions.
- We almost got hit by a dump truck. - Shit!
- Plenty of time to test those wits of yours. - Hey! Hey!
Oh, about 300 pounds.
You got a problem with ebony?
It rings a bell, yeah.
Charlie, you're gonna be wearing that chair up your ass!
Yeah, yeah, I saw the movie.
I wanna thank you for that vote of confidence, Walter.
about to blow up with $100 billion in fuckin' gold!
Walter, they don't allow dump trucks on the F.D.R.!
And you don't let the damn TV crews in. Benson!
What is this? Oh, shit! Is this gold?
- Not a chance. My phone number is 555 and the answer. - But I didn't
I'm honored.
Well, you better find out what rock he's under ...
Try to run, and it goes up now.
- Back! Back up! - Hey, what are you trippin' on?
Jay Gruden
Yeah, they said he was a ... jolly, old, fat guy with a snowy white beard.
- Go! Go! - Get outta the way!
No code, no riddle, no fancy little countdown.
Why the hell didn't you tell me before?
- Who you talkin' about? - The dozen idiots who tore ass up the tube!
I don't know. I mean, what I do know is it does have specifically to do with you.
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm a New York police officer.
And I'm gonna marry Donald Trump!
Are you aiming for these people?
Listen to me. Hang the fuck on, all right?
Sittin' in the fuckin' road waiting on How the hell should I know, McClane?
- No, I don't know. Do you know? - No!
- You're gonna blow it all up? - That's the idea.
The bean counters are worried about overtime ...
- They're not on the bridge. - Down there, McClane. The F.D.R.
Listen, there's a line of dump trucks northbound on the F.D.R. at about 70th.
- Kinda like football, isn't it? - What?
He will.
Simon.
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- Just run all the lights! Drive! - Oh, man! Damn!
Congratulations. You're still alive.
There's no chance. The very mention of money only enraged him further.
- He's on suspension. - No, Walter, he's not. Not today.
You got the flashlight? Murphy, come on! You too!
Yes, but please don't interrupt again!
You .. You mean you want us to take it back to Tony?
And I know you never run alone, so say hello, Bill.
Hey, Katya!
What are they doin'? Yo, where you goin'?
You ever see that show called The Addams Family?
- What's that? - It's your shield.
BOYS! HALF THE GODDAMN COUNTRY JUST CALLED NETFLIX CUSTOMER SUPPORT!
and old and tired ...
Let's move, Charles. Time's up.
You can begin.
- Jesus Christ, you almost gave me a heart attack. - You all right?
and i'm gonna marry donald trump!
Come on, Pamela. Look at your watch! It's coming up on shift change.
So you know what I mean by penalty.
Die hard
He just said it had to be you.
exactly a four year bond!
- Then please begin now. - All right.
- Don't tell me. Rodney King, right? - Fuck you.
What is it with you guys and these phones?
Dial 911. Tell the police to get up here quick.
10:02.
Did you ever see a woman miss a shoe sale?
Yeah, it feels like it's gonna rain like dogs and cats later. Here's one of your guys.
555-2401.
.
Not like this.
Yeah, I'm afraid I'm gonna need an answer on that issue.
All right, I need you.
There's a bomb in the trash! Get down!
My wife is a very stubborn woman. Yes!
Do I look Puerto Rican to you?
Now get on outta here. Go to school.
Half the cops in New York play their badges.
Life has its little bonuses,
Please inform Mr. Little that Mr. Vanderfloog is here.
The mayor's office will call before the day's out.
- I can make it. - Bullshit. Get down.
No, not since this morning.
Planning for it began back in 1954 ...
You can get there on the surface. Follow Saw Mill River Parkway. It's about 20 miles.
Come on! Go, go, go, go! Get upstairs!