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One white cop gets killed today ...

Excuse me! Watch out!

There's a bomb!

- Shut the fuck up and think, all right? - Tools. Check the engine room.

He called it your Fort Knox. And he stammered when McClane pushed him.

We're goin' as fast as we can.

I didn't say Park Drive.

- Man, Simon said you're supposed to be helpin' with this. - I'm helpin'.

that likes to play kids' games, that's what I understand.

Now, do you have the communique?

-SÍ, ZÉUS. COMO EL PADRE DE APOLO, EL DEL MONTE OLIMPO. EL DE "NO ME TOQUES LOS COJONES QUE TE METO UN RAYO POR EL CULO", ¡ZEUS!

Look out! Here he comes!

112 Wall Street, or I'll have your medallion suspended.

- Come on! - Well, where you going?

You got a problem with ebony?

Oh, shit! It just keeps gettin' better and better.

It was a poor attempt at humor.

to the g-g-g-g-g-gullibility of the New York Police Department!

Hey, I didn't even know that motherfucker!

Okay. Now, take a look at the front.

When they do, they will kill you. You understand?

Rain like dogs and cats

Nothing wrong with him a shower wouldn't cure.

Thank you. That's very helpful.

- Line me up with that crane! - There, there, right there.

It's like christmas you can peg Jared like ET

We're gonna drop back to 128th Street.

Oh, what the fuck happened?

- You asking me to be a cop again, Walter? - Ricky, get him his gun.

- Anybody get in or outta there? - Yeah. There's a vent shaft every two miles.

- And why is that important? - To get 'espect.

Now, maybe you can tell me why, fellas. Huh?

If I hadn't have saved your fuckin' ass, I wouldn't be sittin' here with you ...

waking up on bonus day

Do you recognize this guy?

Bro? Get away from the goddamn phone

You interfered with a well-laid plan.

- What do you mean handle? - They're shutting down the police band.

Sir, thank you so much for your assistance. We really appreciate it. Thank you.

Look out! Get out of the way!

2,400 pounds of that liquid stuff.

What, Keto people don’t eat out for lunch.

Yeah? Well, you can stick your well-laid plan up your well-laid ass.

1881 to 1885. Nominated Vice President in 1880.

- What about McClane? - Not a word. I'm getting nothing but busy signals.

Hey! Is somethin' wrong?

- I guess he's a little pissed off about it. - Wait a minute.

Downtown. Police Plaza.

- Hello, John. - Yeah, piece of cake! Give us something harder next time.

Leo... get off Slack

Not enough time, Inspector.

Dump trucks! Right there! Right there!

We have the intercom rigged, sir.

Next: 14 dump trucks stolen from a yard in Staten Island.

Walter? Shit! Goddamn cellular fuckin' phones!

Two things which, I'm afraid, do not react well to explosions.

One step. One step!

- You know how to hot-wire this thing? - Of course I can.

All right, I need you more than you need me.

- See, that works. Now, where's McClane? - Shit!

you know where that park is at 115th Street and St. Nicholas?

- You got a wife, McClane? - Yeah.

Well, it's Wall Street, sir.

We had that out in Jersey a couple years ago, Joe. Remember?

My ch-ch-chair with me in it? Ooh-hoo! That's very exciting.

There's a bomb in a school. My cousin's a cop.

Call me in 30 seconds or die.

Not even God knows what you're doing!

Attempt to evacuate the subway, I blow the train.

So this name Simon is probably not an alias. It's probably Simon or some variation.

- The senior man present is Chief Allen. - Chief of what?

You're not gonna give me any jurisdictional nonsense on this?

Was Hungarian army. Explosives expert.

See what Kelly can do with it.

Holy shit! ls that guy dead?

Now, what are we gonna do about that?

Here, take this.

Hold it steady. Hold it steady!

- How long before? - Ten seconds, two minutes.

Shit! Shit! I told you not to open it!

am I glad you talked me outta jumpin'.

Shoplifting? Purse snatching?

Wait, wait, wait. Hey! Who was the 21st president?

I'm gonna fuckin' kill you.

Just keep pressure on it.

It has a proximity circuit, so, please, don't run.

- No, wait, wait! It's a trick, it's a trick. - What? What do you mean?

Aw, too bad. Come on. What's 21 out of 42?

Yeah, I'm afraid I'm gonna need an answer on that issue