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Danke.
- Seven times seven is 49. Now tell me the rest. - Uh, a sack with seven
He's got a double Alberti feedback loop on it.
yippie fri-yay my friends
Yeah, emergency lights, and there's still some light .. Hey!
- Go! - My lucky fuckin' day.
You still bettin' your badge, Rick?
You have ...
Let's go, Billy!
Excuse me, sir. Pardon me, please. Excuse me
No, I didn't know that, Jerry. Take care of yourself.
- Jesus, right?
Has it been quiet like this all morning here?
Yeah, I'm that fuckin' Energizer bunny.
Major Case Unit, Inspector Cobb.
- Yeah, yeah, it's not my blood. - What the hell's goin' on down here?
because if they get in, we've got a panic.
I gotta find out a damage report. It's very important.
- Up here! - Oh, my God!
talk like a white man
Listen, this guy doesn't care about skin color, even if you do.
-¿ZEUS¿ -SÍ, ZÉUS. EL DEL MONTE OLIMPO -EL DE "NO ME TOQUES LOS COJONES QUE TE METO UN RAYO POR EL CULO", ¡ZEUS! ¿TE PARECE MAL O QUÉ?
Of course not.
- Who's gonna help you? - Nobody.
- Shit, I don't know which one it is. - Well, then yank 'em all out.
Sue me. Just yank back on that and pull the trigger.
I still can't hear too good.
Rain like dogs and cats out here
- You're gonna go up to Yankee Stadium. - McClane.
- What? - It's for the toll on the bridge.
you know, like a burning sensation between my toes.
Bro? Get away from the goddamn phone
Well, what's so special about this place?
- You don't like me 'cause you're a racist! - What?
- Go! - Let's do it.
Hey! Why'd you save my ass?
Wait here a minute.
No. Well, maybe that mime.
SÍ, ZÉUS. COMO EL PADRE DE APOLO, EL DEL MONTE OLIMPO. EL DE "NO ME TOQUES LOS COJONES QUE TE METO UN RAYO POR EL CULO"
Say it!
Cross-dressing? What?
Come on. We need you in the other room. Let's go! Come on!
governments, central banks, that sort of thing.
smokin' cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo.
Pour it in there. Come on. Come on!
Shit! Shit! I Told You Not To Open It!
Like I said ...
Now, you two better get going ...
- What does? - That! The water pipe! Goes for about 60 miles!
Get upstairs!
No, l'll take it back to Tony, with a message.
This part is phase three of tunnel three.
- Just go, McClane. Get the fuck outta here! - I gotta fuckin' do somethin'.
Ah fuck 'em. Let 'em cook.
- 911. - Lt. John McClane, N.Y.P.D., access number 7479.
You were probably at the World Trades. You know what that mess was.
- My phone number is 555 - No, no, no! Wait! I didn't get all that! Say it again!
We still have kids in the building.
He said, Hey, Zeus! My name is Zeus.
- How many fire trucks do you count? - You guys! You guys!
- Well, when are you gonna start helpin'? - After you get the bomb.
Well ...
Yes, but please don't interrupt again!
Simon, he wasn't speaking for all of us.
Fort Knox! - Ha - Is For Tourists!
The only problem is the darn things seem to respond to police and F.B.I. frequencies.
Ten times what's in Kentucky!
And, gentlemen, someone will be watching.
- Yeah. - The pay phone beyond Hope, Tompkins Square Park.
Deal's a deal. Where's the school bomb?
The contractor splits the money with the thieves.
About 10 pounds Of that!?
Okay, come on, come on. You almost got it.
- Right there. You're okay. - All right, I see it now.
The same asshole who did that said I gotta do this or he's gonna blow up something else.
It rings a bell, yeah.
Okay, so be it.
Come on.
Hey, fuck-head. Yeah, you, fuck-head.
How colorful.
AH SHIT...
- If you're still alive in five minutes, we'll speak. - Wait! Wait a sec
Cute little red-and-white suit. I'm surprised you didn't see him.
Don't fuck with me Or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass!
- Doris, can you get a hold of my wife? - Annie?
- Tony squealed on us. - No, he didn't.
- Where the hell did we get this guy? - He's one of Targo's thugs.
Fucking prick!
They bought it.
preparing that game for McClane.
- All right? Watch it, watch it! - Yeah.
- Chester A. Arthur Elementary School? - Yeah, that's it.
Yeah, well, I don't have the time right now, Simon. Listen.
- Zeus? - Yeah, Zeus! As in father of Apollo? Mt. Olympus?
Simon says, McClane and the Samaritan ...
- Yes, sir. - Good.
Tree! Tree! Tree!
Go kyung pyo_urself
John, are you listening?
Well, l'd say you could call off your search.
The name Gruber mean anything to you, Lieutenant?
- Oh, yeah. That's supposed to make me feel better? - No.
Game over, huh?
We are vuInerable till we reach the ship. I'm going to put an end to this.
Did seven years for good behavior. Released on a state work-furlough two months ago.
There's a guy out there setting off bombs.
- This thing got air bags? - Your side does. I don't know about my
and sinker.
So, what’s your name, boy?
A big departure from tunnels one and two.
Kittens, cats, sacks and wives. How many were going to St. Ives?
Come on.
Nice. Rhymes.
No.
That's it! Hillary Clinton! The 42nd president.
- Do you have the ability to record a message? - Yes.
I'm here.