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Oh, fuck! Shit!
TV's got us. TV's got us. We gotta release these traffic guys.
Yeah, use a key.
- What? - There's gold in the Federal Reserve ...
HOW COLORFUL
Dawson Knox, ha, is for touchdowns
- Shit, it's too far! - Over here. Down.
-Should we tell Dane he's cancelled? -Nah fuck it, let him cook.
Every wife had seven sacks. Every sack had seven cats. Every cat had seven kittens.
- Are you there, dear? - Yes, we're here.
- McClane! - Where are ya?
The only thing better than blowin' up $100 billion worth of gold ...
Did you talk with Holly?
- Yeah, he's here too. - And may I speak with him?
Connie, I want you to get started on the witness sheet. Ricky, you and Joe ...
Yeah. Yeah, sure. Jimmy!
- Now it's gonna go fast. Lean forward. - What the fuck you doin'?
Seven wives times seven, 49. With seven cats. Seven times 49 is ... 343, right?
We go find Simon ...
We're gonna have to do this all by ourselves. Let's go.
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Thanks, guys. Appreciate this.
Come on.
Walter, I think we're cuttin' this a little thin.
Would you give him a quarter?
Oh, shit!
Yeah? McClane.
But we seem to be going east.
Ninety blocks in 30 minutes in New York traffic?
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or I'll cave your head in.
Detective. Bob Thompson.
Put it down!
- Oh, shit! Where did it go? - Find it, all right?
Did you say 2,400 pounds?
There was never any bomb in the school, was there?
We drown him.
One ounce or more less will result in detonation.
- You better stop fuckin' laughin' and undo these cuffs! - I'm almost there!
What am I supposed to do with this?
Hey, fellas. Mickey O'Brien, aqueduct security.
- Run, goddamn it! Run! Come on! - I am!
- What the fuck are you doin'? - Interrogatin' him.
72nd Street subway, pay phone, 15 minutes.
And we have three hours and 15 minutes to do it in.
- Tell him to find out who the 21st president was. - Chester A. Arthur.
No, I didn't talk to Holly.
Have I oppressed you? Have I oppressed your people somehow?
I keep tellin' myself I'm gonna take the stairs just for the exercise.
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343 times seven is One, zero, 24.2, 401!
I have to answer that phone.
Shit.
Fourteen. Jesus! Is somebody starting a construction company?
All right now, men, let's go! Let's go!
pump into the clear before it detonates.
- L.A. - What?
- Just get me some aspirins, will ya? - Okay. Hold this here.
Tomorrow, we have to decide ...
What are the odds of us making it down here on time?
- John, he beat all of us. - He wasn't playin' against you.
- What's 21 out of 42? - Twenty-one again. Half of 42. Forty-two what?
They don't allow AI on the slacks
Almost, almost. Yeah, all right!
Hey, Walter, how about you mind your fucking business about Holly, huh?
Oh, shit! Jesus! Come on, come on, come on!
He gave you clues to his identity. He spoke German.
All right.
What the fuck is sort of separated?
Wait. This isn't a taxi. You don't understand.
- What the hell? You give us pictures and then - We want to hear what he knows.
- Apart from the depository, of course. - Of course.
- We fill the three-gallon jug exactly to the top, right? - Uh-huh.
- Yeah! Come on, come on. Move your hands. - Get it?
Watch .. Watch it! Go!
John, you're out of shape. You barely made it.
Hi, kids. I know you usually have assembly on Fridays, but today is special.
Oh, yes, I understand. I understand that you're a fuckin' wacko ...
No.
Trust me, guys.
- What the hell is goin' on? - Stop. Let me explain.
They got a motherfucker on there called Lurch.
I thought you said you knew?!
- But not to the crane it isn't. - The cables would cut you in half.
What were you saying?
Forgive me. Would you help Mr. McClane below?
- I found out who was the 21st president. - Who?
Hey!
Take this off me, Dave.
No.
Why do you keep calling me Jesus? I look Puerto Rican to you???
¿Por qué me llamas jesús?¿tengo cara de puertorriqueño?
He's two steps shy of being a full-blown smoloholic One step...
Don't call me boy.
- They're wastin' their time. There's no gold out there. - What do you mean?
I ain't gonna know till I ask him.
Hey, listen, we got a report of a guy comin' through here with eight reindeer-
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So, I want you to divide in half, and I want half of you to go over here
Do you understand me, John?
Hey, get outta there! Get outta there! Duck, asshole!
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