Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, piece of cake! Give us something harder next time.
- Well, why me? What does it got to do with me? - I have no idea.
I'll tell you what your problem is, You don't like me 'cause you're a racist! What?
- Hardly. - Hardly?
I'm an electrician. Only problem is
Yesterday, we were an army with no country.
I'm goin' first this time, all right?
will be redistributed by explosive across the bottom of the Long Island Sound.
Man, you guys really got here fast.
Anybody down here?
I'm honored.
- Thank you very much. - What the fuck are you doing to my car?
I Had No Idea Canada ... ... Could Be This Much Fun,
That no neck dude they call bad Jeffie?
Fuck! Let's go! Watch it! Watch out!
Careful now.
From there on, we've already brought the water down from the reservoir.
Damn! Slow down! Shit!
Why don't ya just run over everybody in the whole street?
You want to make sure the gun's secure?
I had a movie quote, bright and gay, escape from me the other day.
- Now, take the three-gallon jug, fill that a third - No, no. He said be precise.
Where you goin'? You in a hurry?
Ninny’s annual review If his name was McClean
What the fuck?
You c-c-couldn't catch me if I stole your ch-ch-chair with you in it.
- Yeah. - You know, that would've taken like a-a tank or a, uh, uh
- I can get used to this. - I'm sure you can find a phone across the street, ma'am.
- Now, where you goin'? - School.
Hey! You didn't answer my question, Walter.
The Acolyte!
- Who is this guy? Houdini? - Shit! Down there! Down there!
Hold it a minute, Jerry. Let me have your hard hat.
Go around and see if there's any aspirins in that glove box.
Yeah, it feels like it's gonna rain like dogs and cats later.
Take a look at this. Janitor said this one was delivered this morning. About 10:30, right?
- No, the aqueduct. The aque .. The water aqueduct! - Aqueduct?
Fuck!
Get him down here. Find him. Tell him you were with John McClane.
Oh-ho! Oh, that's just great.
John! John, the 21st what?
A year
Holy Toledo! Somebody had fun.
Now, do you want to tell me what the hell this has to do with me?
Knoll guts, knoll glory
- What? - Chester A. Arthur.
No rush.
So, where's the backup gonna be?
You want to share information, how about sending a little our way as well?
SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!
Mayday. Mayday. Bridgeport Coast Guard. Bridgeport Coast Guard, come in.
by this time next month he's going to be a security guard.
- of that cable I slid down? - That might work.
- Yo, McClane. Down there. - What?
- Yeah, I'm here. - Ah, there after all. And your friend?
This is Inspector Cobb. I can appreciate your feelings for McClane ...
and they took a shitload of it.
Ah, fuck 'em. Let 'em cook.
And the black man is coming toward me.
- They found it in Chinatown. - Now that's low, even for a white motherfucker like you.
- Take it easy now. - I got him. That's it.
then you go ahead and you shoot me!
Yeah, this is collect from John.
They don't allow extra justices on the fdr!
I have put 2,400 pounds of explosive in one of the 1,446 schools ...
And for some reason, he's very angry with me.
Tony? That no-neck dude they call Bad T?
Jesus, John. You look like shit.
Not quite over.
You can simply say there was a fat woman on it and it took you a minute to get her off?
- You didn't answer my question. - Joe, this time they go with back
- Leaving exactly one gallon of empty space, right? - Yeah.
Hey, McClane, what the fuck!
My lucky fuckin’ day
Use any means of travel other than civilian, I blow the train.
They'll get to you eventually, but right now they're busy with this salvage operation, I guess.
- Who's going to St. Ives then? - The guy. Just the guy.
tomorrow we got a thousand white cops, all of them with itchy trigger fingers.
There's a big black-and-white fuckin' boat in the middle of the harbor.
- Transit. - Okay, thanks, Ricky.
It's a wild-goose chase is what it is.
- And my head does not feel - Oh, man, you shut the fuck
Shit!
You're wrong about the other thing, though. You're not gonna die.
When libs call 911 after defunding the police
Hello, John McClane.
- Walter. - Yeah?
Come on!
When she's been eating fries outta the bag the whole ride Then hands you your half ass bag of fries
- Come on! Let's go. Come on! - My bike!
I’m going to need an answer on that issue
Hello?
Hey, Captain, you wanna come down here and take a look at this?
He didn't say jesus he said A-Soos. You got a problem with that?
Peter Krieg ...
What the hell's all this got to do with killin' McClane?
How are the kids, John?
- How 'bout you? - All right. Got Ricky out of there?
Something's going on.
You know, your podcast partner is an asshole
- How's that? That big enough? - Shit, yeah, that might work.
What do you mean, Oh, shit?
This stuff is cutting edge. It's a binary liquid.
Rats and mice have their chance, as will I have mine.
- Oh, shit! What the fuck is this smoke back here? - We got a chopper behind us!
Nice. Rhymes.
He's doing a press conference. He's supposed to be here in half an hour.
I didn't. I stopped a white cop from getting killed in Harlem.
Coming up on it, Inspector.
It's the next turn-off.