Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Hey, where you goin'? - What's goin' on?
Gotta GO!
Come on. Come on! Shit!
- That's my bike! - Yeah, it's Christmas!
- Well, is the ebony Samaritan there now? - You got a problem with ebony?
Oh, shit, that was my gold bar!
- But you're 10 seconds late. - No, no! The answer is one!
Walsh, what's going on? Why'd everybody tear out of here?
Now, I'd like to keep the media out of this as long as possible ...
Today, we will level the playing field.
I told you Ninth Avenue was the quickest way south!
Oh, man!
And you don't go away.
He wore the board, walked the street and survived.
Walter, the kids may be fine, but you wait much longer, and I'm gonna pee in my pants.
You get a unit back down there. Find Ricky. Find out what the hell is goin' on.
Ness is Simon Gruber
Over here! You got a hell of a way off laggin' somebody down! You all right?
- He's here. - Perhaps you could be a little more specific.
Asshole.
ls there a detective named McClane there?
I thought it was just some athlete's foot or something. I don't know.
- Let him go. - Understood. Yes, sir?
This'll gimme somethin'.
I wonder if you could move them all into the auditorium and keep them calm.
- Stay on the line. - Yeah, sure, I'll stay on the line.
They're headed east on 72nd towards the park.
Go around him! Go around him!
- Get off the damn phone, lady! Police business! - Well, I never!
- A nasty little trick I believe once used in Lebanon. - Charlie. Charlie!
We got three killings in Red Hook the past two nights.
McClane was mentioning something about the Federal Reserve Building.
Gimme the jug or I'm gonna put my foot up your ass, you dumb mother
- Everybody knows you like pansies. - It's not that kind of emotion.
Shit! We lost 'em. They're in the park headed south.
No, he didn't steal it. He says his uncle gave it to him.
You need me a lot more than I need you. You don't like the way I do things, fine.
You will find an envelope under the rim of the fountain.
How colorful
Welcome to New York.
but believe me, the jerk isn't worth it.
- What'd he say? - What has four legs and is always ready to travel?
Life has its little bonuses.
He calls himself Simon. He speaks with a German accent.
Dispatch when Sabre, IT, Etc goes down
Not to get too personal ...
Gotta GO!
Thank you. Your silence says I'm understood.
Come on, kids.
It's Christmas. You could steal city hall!
That son of a bitch had aspirin.
- I wonder, would a deal be out of the question? - Yeah, I got a deal for you.
It's 9:50, John. The number 3 train is arriving now.
Hi, it's Elvis Duran. You're on the air. What's up?
I have to answer that phone.
- If killing you was all I wanted, you'd be dead by now. - Simon.
You have the autopilot set?
- Yeah. - I didn't say, Simon says.
A dump truck 14 great big dump trucks
- Huh? - They're asking for you and a Mr. Carver.
I had two pigeons, bright and gay, fly from me the other day.
- You a truck driver? - No, I'm a beautician. Of course I'm a truck driver!
See? It goes from here all the way out to the Catskill Mountains.
Stay down! Stay low!
A lot of opinion makers the mayor doesn't wanna piss off, you know?
- You got any idea what those guys are doing to my shop right now? - Chill out, Jesus!
Why don't you come on down here and we'll figure this out like a couple of men?
I am the Voice of my own God
Don't ever let people use you. You're running all over town with stolen property.
Go now, please! Go now!
He took it with him. He beat me.
Attention, attention, Nils is dead.
- You got a jacket? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, here.
Bro?
- And who's the good guys? - We're the good guys.
Look, if you have to shoot me ...
- And McClane? - He's on his way.
Good Lord?
Tree! Tree!
Don't stop, don't stop! Just keep driving! Run the red light! Drive!
SAM JACKSON IS SAM JACKSON IS INSULTING JOHN MCCLANE
Oh, man.
- Think they're mad at me? - I wouldn't worry about them.
- I got shot in the leg. How do ya think I'm doin'? - He's gonna be just fine.
Oh, man, that's just great. Hey, Walter, what is all this about, huh?
Half the country just filed for unemployment!
Yeah. 6991 every week.
- Christ, I thought we were going in the back way! - This is the back way, Walter.
- Shh. - Every school in the metropolitan area.
Liberals calling 911 after defunding the police
That's a white man ... ... with white problems.
Yippee-ki-ay, motherfucker.
And that's all. How are you doin', John?
- He really was an asshole. - He was - He was an asshole.
Hey! You want to focus on the problem at hand?
Whoa!
Shit! Shit! I told you not to open it!
Bonwit Teller. Who the hell would want to blow up a department store?
Andrew after getting high
- Yeah, we did it. - You surprise me again, John.
- Guy back there called you Jesus, didn't he? - He didn't say Jesus!