Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My uncle once dated a wheel of parmesan.

Armando. ‐ Okay. [chuckles]

I mean, I can make anything sound sexy.

‐ Well, my human jumped the fence

[groaning frightfully]

Poor bastard kept talking about food,

‐ Honestly, this is the worst day of my life.

I humped a loaf of bread,

so Don Cheadle gave you to Clooney as a replacement.

I watch you every day scanning the trees‐‐

I was right! [chuckles]

[soft upbeat music]

‐ I'll kill you!

I jumped onto an old trampoline.

‐ Lenny is still alive? ‐ I saved him.

‐ Hey, nice spread.

Ah, don't get cute with me.

‐ What? We barely know each other.

I'm stuck in the basement between a snake

Yep, I barked at a tree all night,

but I'm also a pet.

Clooney was heartbroken,

‐ Sprinkles puked and out flew Lenny.

‐ Huh. What does this button do?

Or how about‐‐ ‐ Okay!

‐ I am serious, Honey. ‐ How do you know my name?

But if that's what you're into, you are gonna have to wait.

‐ Wait, what's that? Right there on his leg?