Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I mean, how else do pipers stay in business?

Is that a‐‐[gasps]

have you seen a naked woman with a "Syriana" tote bag?

‐ Run away with me, Honey.

Trust me, Max, it's way better to be replacement pet

I should choose which parent to live with,

‐ Do you hear that wailing? I think that's Max.

‐ I don't understand.

some emotions for you.

Chief, is it, um, is it possible, um‐‐

‐ When I was kitten, I wanted to be a scientist.

‐ Come, I want to scratch my back on People Choice Award.

‐ What? ‐ That's right.

‐ And coming up on the right,

‐ How did you get in here?

[exhales deeply]

you've got a fun, care‐free existence

but we've had lots of great times together.

And, sure, George spends most of his time in England lately,

‐ Thanks, guys. I'm feelin' better than you again already.

I'm Max, but I'm not the Max.

And even though my mom's got tons of rules,

Look. Birthmark. Birthmark. Birthmark!

And if so, they tend to be human.

♪ What do you say, who's cat of the day? ♪

‐ Thank you for teaching me to be compassionate to fat pig.

‐ Uh, I'm uncomfortable

Housebroken is a ripoff of The Secret Life of Pets

‐ [distant howling]