Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Never trust a culture that makes sausages from dogs.

- Overcompensating.

[cell phone chimes]

- Hey, sheila, I made you some cinnamon toast and coffee.

- And watch your language, like you're in church.

- Thank you, sir. And I will consider your situation.

- A few fallbacks, too, just in case.

That's the bathroom, women's room.

My teeth are messed up, and my chest is flat.

- Wow. You're-- - what? I'm what?

- Oh, no. What time is it?

You know, boston's pretty far away.

But you told the wongs to come take hymie.

- Jeez, you sound like a woman.

I hope we can start over, because I--

In here a day spouting this same shit at me?

[horn honks] fuck you!

But because we're not married,

♪ oh, no, not I

You also have dog shit on your face and no place to live,

- Hey, can you pop over to the house

And last week, Friday, she was having cramps,

- Wow, I'm so glad my cock thrust up inside of you

- I know you are not meant for this life.

You don't want to go to classes,

- Can't you shut the baby up?

- So why's he marrying her? - She's knocked up.

[phone ringing]

I live in this city.

And I could sue you for the use of the word.

The warehouse, the kitchen, treadmill, water cooler.

- The gays brought the gift baskets, kevin.

- Jimmy. Andy from med school.

- Why are you being such a dick about this?

Yeah, that's all.

♪ you were willing once before ♪

[cell phone ringing]

I don't get why you'd want me to go to m.I.T.

So I've had some complaints about your language,

Because if monica came back, said she was sorry,

You have any idea how much stuff

- Is it wrong if I just leave for school?

- ♪ run for your lives

- It's only homophobia when they're afraid of you.

Are you sure you don't want one?

I am not allowed to share in his insurance benefits,

[siren blaring] [woman muttering]

What, is your dad making him?

- Sheila was depressed, like, bad depressed.