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I'd just take it home.
- You have a reputation as a hard-ass?
- Give me the money.
In this shit-hole neighborhood forever?
But I'm not bad for that baby.
We get quiet for one minute, and you guys
Great. Yes, I will transfer you now.
You gonna punish me for it?
- I worked 40 hours at $10 an hour.
- Ian, do you get why I have a problem with this?
- I have a problem with you being here.
- It wouldn't fucking work. That's a good reason.
Yeah, I'm okay.
- Robotics.
She told them I was crazy and...
♪ you're so sure of?
- Yeah, honey?
So mr. Pratt is asking for a word with you.
- Frank the plumber? - No.
- Get in. We drink.
- Hey.
Or a rock. Do you have a rock?
And it's not your time of the month,
The tv remote last month for no good reason?
What?
Hey, fi.
What kind of a rule is that?
- Yeah, my girlfriend wrote this application.
Which means for me, it's stand in line
Why I'm not at school.
- Plumber's apprentice. I can do that.
- [belches]
- Sometimes when you're feeling really bad,
But we can fix that if you agree to work with us.
- Are you asking me if I bleed from my nuts once a month?
[grunts]
- Is mickey seriously getting married?
- [sighs]
- What?
♪ you're so sure of?
- I've seen crazy, and I've seen bad for kids.
I mean, encyclopedia britannica didn't see wikipedia coming.
That's not only unfair and unchristian...
- Oh, don't mind him.
I expect all of you to help jimmy with dinner
He had more nerves down there.
And I'm not gonna watch lip fuck up his life
- Fucking--let's go.
Why should our heterosexual proclivities
I-I'm sorry it's taken me so long to get my meds balanced.
- I did ask you.
We had an appointment at 3:30. It's nearly 4:00.
Shit.
She plagiarized nelson mandela. Jesus.
Or who has a picture of me on facebook.
God almighty.
♪ what is this downside
That way is just misery.
♪ bottoms up bottoms up ♪
Sheila, debbie's here.
- Monica's home? - No, no, no.
It's like a code word we have.
- It has a kid's seat in it. - I don't give a shit.
- You use that mandela speech in all the applications?
Barista at the coffee beanery.
We're all on a first-name basis here.
That's my civil right!
- You won't?