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I'm not pretty like fiona.
Cops keep it in evidence for, like, a year.
- Paige. Abraham paige.
My silence here is not so much about disapproval
Cracked skull and a thready pulse.
- What about boys?
It took me years, frank, years.
You love me... And you're gay.
- You the temp?
But either way, they'll want to hear about it.
I could have been a better mother to you.
You've been giving your little boyfriend over there.
- We get weepy. They get angry.
- [laughing]
Oh, my god, I wish I could turn back time.
It's unlikely you could have gotten in anyway.
I think he deserves the same rights
Everybody's mean. Middle school's stupid.
[claps]
One invention: Industrial revolution.
As it is trying to find a way
It's better you should go now, before fiona
- I like this color.
- Yeah. - We live together.
You want to break another finger?
And now I have silver spoon. You can go that way.
- Nope. - Yes, he does.
I'm saying, it's a possibility.
- Do not do it, fiona.
- My daughter's a mean girl.
- Hey, fiona. You okay?
[laughter]
- This is perfect. Where did you get this?
- What is gay, kermit? Gay is a state of mind.
Your insipid essay question asks me to tell you
And you are the missing piece in our puzzle.
Especially the korean ones.
You're calling customers who haven't
Or if she's skipping or what.
You thinking about going back to school?
So walk, think.
Passing by, couldn't help but overhear.
Thanks for the suit. Gotta go.
[both moaning]
♪ did you think I'd lay down and die? ♪
[laughter]
- Gandhi?
I was just trying to explain to fiona
- What the fuck? What the fuck?
Appendicitis. She barely made it there in time.
My partner works for this city.
Men, we need space to think.
[rock music]
- That dude's a badass.
Talking about gay rights?
- Yeah. Like, in a couple of weeks.
- I could shove her up your ass and see if that does it.
Cinnamon toast and coffee always makes me
- Are you ready?
- What's the difference between a refrigerator and a fag?
You have the ears of the people
[door shuts]
- [laughs] - try the moldy one.
- I know my rights.
- Frank told the world he's gay.
- Hey. They had a rude delivery guy, so I--
- Yeah, I'm just not into this setup.
In the history of the gay rights movement.
It took me forever to fill them out.
Placed an order for a while.
♪
- Caucasian female hit and run victim.
Am I fired?
No more naked body parts at your desk for any reason.
That diamond-shaped scratch, I did that the night
I do have obsessive-compulsive disorder,
- Christopher!
- Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Why would you? Why? [sighs]
We'll take care of that right away.
- What's going on, man?
But you have to go to www.Dontcutitoff.Org.
[cheering on tv]
[high strung's the luck you got]
- They get offended when you call them queers, frank.
- What did she do that's so bad that you won't talk to her?
It means you got past the first round.