Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Just admit it, just this once.
- No, chris, wait. Wait, chris! [groans] ohh!
- I'm sorry. Let me introduce myself properly.
Bitter. Resent. [speaking portuguese]
You're doing a great job.
♪ I know I'll stay alive
Why, frank, why?
- I don't know.
- Go away, frank. You're drunk.
who's filling in for dave? anusha.
- Good morning, mom.
- Oh. - Take it.
- Do you know how expensive a kid is, kev?
Glasses, hair bun, the whole bit.
- Because it's stolen. - You let him steal it?
- Oh, no. You don't have to do that.
Where are my equal rights?
Thank you.
Sorry. It won't happen again.
- You said coke orgy.
- Oh, sweet!
Just fucking admit it. [grunts]
It's okay not to be ashamed.
A three semester senior year due to truancy.
- Are you--wait. Is your mom-- - no, no one's pregnant.
I'll give you a blowjob for $10--
You can drop your bag there, and I'll show you around.
[phone ringing]
You would eat that shit up.
- Frank? - You know him?
Or before you and fiona make a baby together.
- What? - I'm serious, fiona.
Ran two large bores of saline en route.
You want to know what doesn't work?
- No.
And get your homework done and generally avoid
It's all over facebook.
- Don't you turn your back on me.
- But I'm her mother.
I got so fed up, that I called the post office
And you're goddamn gonna watch.
Someone thinks completely differently.
For a year, well over a year.
- What about them?
Maria got an infection in the hospital.
When you were too young to defend yourself.
- I'm going on break.
So I'm sorry about the personal calls,
Easier than training a new girl every day.
I am from the favela. Okay?
- What's funny? - It's just--
♪ but it's not like that anymore ♪
- No, but I could call my doctor,
Prevent us from collecting our due?
Which I never really thought you would anyway.
Feel a little better when I'm down.
- Kings don't screw whores.
You apparently convinced a high-volume customer
Hey, faggot!
- Christopher, why?
- And it's a shorter track than surgery, right?
- You kill dogs? - Animal control.
- Competition's tougher at this level, that's all.
That's why women were invented,
- [laughs]
I'm a citizen.
Look at that chip right there, man.
Well, that's really shitty.
Would affect a woman's willingness to--
[both moaning]