Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

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Circumcise the baby so that girls will be more likely
[grunts]
You're an alcoholic, a derelict.
So this is, like, found money, bitch.
- Turn back time? Why?
Fuck you!
This isn't bone-dry.
Debs, school, why didn't you go?
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
- I'm sorry I was so crazy when you were little.
- Hours suck. But, yeah, I love it.
I'm guessing she googled good speeches
♪ what is this feeling
The stuff I can't get access to in my ghetto high school.
It'll be nice to have a baby.
[clears throat]
- No. - Oh, that's too bad.
Fuck!
- All right.
About time you came out. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I got a call from one of our sales reps.
- Well, anyway, great work. And keep it up.
You get the idea?
Then my mother called.
But there are a lot of people in this country
I found my stolen car, bitch.
Financially and emotionally interdependent partners
Come on in. Let us buy you a drink.
And you deserve to get out--
- You mean we make you smarter than you are?
They're my siblings, but I raise them.
- It's truth, you see? - What's truth?
There were some photos.
- Fair game as in free?
- You maxed out your tab, frank. - Hey.
- Well, by that definition, no, then I'm not gay.
- I know my rights.
- What do you want? - Take your clothes off.
About the porn at your desk and the personal phone calls.
Remake it bone-dry, dirt-dry, fucking desert-dry, okay?
If you've got a problem with me being here, just say so.
- I hope so.
- You're not serious.
[stomping upstairs]
I'm sorry, uh--
- Well, how much of it did you mean?
- This is my nicest dress. - No, I know.
But those aren't my greatest challenges in life.
I really want one, though.
I asked you, like, 100 times to get the applications in,
But you're in big trouble.
- I wouldn't do that if I were you. Sorry.
Big toe is throbbing like blue balls
[lighter sparks]
- Huh? Oh, yeah.
- You're gonna be late! - Got nothing to wear.
[both moaning]
- Barely. - Incoming ambulance.
You're blue-collar, working-class, irish-catholic.
Kill Momma and take over her territory, so that he can become the king of Dinosaur World.
And you're just gonna get married, no conversation?
♪ bottoms up bottoms up ♪
- [laughs] - hey. Mm-mm.
You know, you might even want to say thank you.
Do you remember joe the plumber?
- Kermit, that joke is so hackneyed, you owe me a drink.
Mom says this is how it has to be.
And you're sure as shit not in charge
- Oh, fiona, yeah.
♪ that you speak of?
[rock music]
- It's a temp office job, so I don't know
Yeah. Ooh. Take it. - Ow.
- Because I'd like to hang out with c-3po in my lifetime.
How to modify algorithms instead of think for myself.
[both grunting]