Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Oh, he speaks!
Use your dick as a divining rod
Aah! Fuck!
He wants to meet at the park.
- What are we talking about?
- We call that rule a law.
- ♪ think of all the luck you got ♪
And offer me recompense in the form of whiskey.
- Okay, great. Thanks. - Follow me.
- Uh, I gotta work.
- Dead bolts, front and back.
- Fiona said you were gonna watch liam today.
They screw virgins or their nieces.
And call me white trash while you're at it?
- I don't think there's a single guy who wishes
Mean girls suck.
I don't know, hormonal bullshit.
Bye. Love you. Okay.
♪
- I heard. It's just-- if they say this, you say this.
It can start to make you feel better on the inside.
- Are you freaking kidding me?
And picked one that sounded smartest to her.
- You, um--you plagiarized nelson mandela.
- Why does karen jackson still have pictures of you
- you people? What can that mean, you people?
Have your fun. Just pour me a goddamn drink.
- What, he lived with you? - Yeah.
[indistinct chatter downstairs]
If you make yourself look better on the outside,
- Well, what if our son wants to be a transsexual?
Come on. I'm not gonna bite--
All anyone ever does is try to copy off me.
Good luck.
- Oh, nah. I'm warm-blooded. I'll be good.
- I-- [text alert]
- Hi, karen. - Hey.
And he'll do whatever I say forever.
To our sales dep--
Write that down in your a.A. Journal.
Think that we're obsessing about the relationship.
And I had said a thing about how they should
- Well, you are gay joe.
- I thought maybe you'd take me with you, but--
They didn't see the steam engine coming.
But because we're not married,
[laughter]
And you want your kid to get his share of head, right?
- Yeah, the tools, you know, the toys,
I was really curious to interview the kid
Fuck me Hit it tomarrow
Why I have a problem with this? - No.
Who left me alone with six kids to raise,
Christ, write that down. - Ohh...
- Less talking, more riding.
- And good wine. - Wow.
- Vote paul lashmet for a better chicago.
[gasping]
Hell, I still got the keys, man.
Scott walker, m.I.T. Alumni rep.
Call once you find out.
- Okay.
Um, go ahead and have a seat. Yep.
- Thanks, man.
- Oh, no, we're not like that. - You're not like what?
It's real simple. You'll start here.
- Really? - No!
That no blowjob can ever fix.
- She?
Maybe it's because someone cut off part of your manhood
But you need hose. Those offices pump in the a.C.
- Oh, hey. Bright. [chuckles]