Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You'll be making calls from this list.
Do me a favor. Don't go out there smiling.
I'm pretty sure they just don't like you.
[sobs]
- I feel better now.
I gotta go to work.
- Oh, just the man I was hoping to run into.
- Mike's not such a bad guy once you get to know him.
- You told me you came home to be with hymie.
You make us more interested in you than we are.
We both know that we're not second-class citizens,
And you have a worldwide day.
My previous sponsor moved out.
- Take it. Take it. - Ow. Ow.
In the 17th century, you know,
This homophobic rhetoric
Jackson residence.
♪ round up the friends you got ♪
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- Ow. - Take it. This shit. Yeah.
Just knows she's always on a diet.
[horn honks]
My coworkers teased me so much
With the alumni rep from m.I.T.
Thank you. Thank you!
Domestic partnership rights are not good enough for them.
- Well, I don't think he was seeing her
Hardworking citizen of this country.
Frank! Frank, why?
Are you gay? Are you, really?
- Do you not understand that I get 150 of you people
And I am a little crazy,
- Where are my equal rights?
- Oh, so you're talking about, like,
And all we're thinking is, I wonder if
- Sheila?
Would you stop right there?
- Right, yeah. Look, I'm sorry you came and waited,
But you, my friend, have stumbled ass over teakettle
The way that mickey's fucking up his.
Thank you so much.
Frank's not allowed in anymore.
You applied to all those schools for me?
They will need that skin to make him a proper vagina.
But none of that undergrad filler bullshit.
- Hello?
This time, I will not follow you.
- My what? No, that's my-- I barely know him.
We could stand to talk about, but mostly, I just--
I'm a citizen of this country.
Kind of cheers you up just looking at it, right?
- Sir, if you just let me explain--
You're super nice.
And if somebody were pregnant,
[school bell chimes]
That's $400.
And one of them skipped school.
- Wipe your mouth afterwards. - [laughs]
Nor should it ever, be argued as offensive.
Would you be my sponsor?
- Frank, I'm pretty sure that's racist.
Monica depressed. - Code pink.
- Good night, christopher.
Even if you didn't want him.
I mean once he's a grown-up.
So much as he was doing her.
Whose minds most need changing.
And I--
- Sorry, I just-- I don't get it.
Not on the baby, of course.
- Great for a coke orgy, not for an office job.