Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Christopher and I have been living together
- No one's ever been as good to me as you have.
- Not my choice of words, but--
6 million forms of communication.
My guess is that you want to hear about
[knock at door] - yes?
♪ know that they're not for naught ♪
[sighs]
I hate boston. Red sox suck. - Okay.
- Don't forget to check for hair behind the grill.
that is heterophobia and i won't stand for it
It's a family-run company, real friendly place.
- You're famous for being gay, frank.
- Then what are you doing going on the news,
- [clears throat]
And the saving people's lives is pretty great, too.
- No, mixed it up a little bit.
Okay, I'm sorry, mom. It's--it's lip.
I look weak. - It's gimp porn, babe.
That's really nice for me.
But the other way? [scoffs]
There's any more cheese.
[shudders]
You gotta circumcise.
- Hey. - Hey, karen.
Come on. Go ahead! Do it!
- Porn at my desk?
Serious head trauma, two minutes out.
I'm with mandy now.
We had too many jaeger bombs. Remember?
I mean, especially the good ones.
- Yeah!
It wasn't really porn.
- Why is that man driving your car?
Do it now. - Very sorry, sir.
No, not you, man. Sorry.
Go to that website and see if you stand by your
- Whoa, wait. Hang on.
And you'll read from this script.
- I've made a lot of mistakes.
- Frank, I'm chris.
And my meds have been really working.
Oh. Are you-- are you seeing lip again?
You're better than anyone I've ever met.
'cause I would like to say that I am a little shocked
- [groans]
- Ha, ha. - I wasn't kidding.
♪ you were beaming once before ♪
So that's it. We're over.
That makes us family.
I had to pretend that I was sick.
Frank, the father.
Sorry, I, uh...
I mean, have you ever seen one that's uncut?
- It's not your fault.
♪ I've got all my love to give ♪
All: ♪ oh, as long as I know how to love ♪
- Naps are for kids and college students.
- She's good for me, and you're not.
- [laughs]
She’s gonna fuck the Karly out of you kid
Is holding your attention so well.
We'll coach you.
- Gay is when you part the ass cheeks of another man
- What's a code pink?
It was so good between us.
- [sobs]
- What's funny? - Garfield.