Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's all over twitter.

I didn't say that it wasn't nice.

Who still need convincing.

'cause after a baby,

♪ when you said good-bye?

Unless you ask me to.

♪ I will survive oh, yeah.

You know, he's fluent in over

- So is it true?

If you can blow like that?

I will chop off both your hands, eh?

- ♪ bottoms up

With your homophobic rhetoric.

Even if you don't take me with you,

Think he's still wondering if there's any more cheese?

You don't know what's going on up in there.

Or some other piece of trash you screw so you can pretend

So if you get a bite, you transfer them

Stick a fork in my eye?

Look at all the gift baskets.

You shouldn't ignore it, or you could very well die.

- We've looked into your records, frank.

That is heterophobia, and I won't stand for it.

[both laugh] - shit. Sorry.

- Okay, the people working the weaving machines

That won't leave me vulnerable to a lawsuit,

But like I told him, I think it's great.

- I-I don't really know what happened

- Get the fuck off me.

- Only thing is, mr. Pratt, sr.

That make you feel like a man?

I'm a pauper, and somehow I got the king's disease.

who's filling in for sharon and tracy? marcos navarro.

- Calling people by their name is not,

- If how we turn out is all about how our mother is,

But, um, I never applied for m.I.T.

No, mom, I am not--mom.

It was on the 12:00 news.

- What? - My mom kind of sucks

So if you know what's good for you--

I had to steal and sell to pay those application fees?

Oh, yes, debbie is home sick from school today.

- Well, do you like any? - None that like me.

And I told her not to ignore it, but did she listen?

Belongs to somebody else, except for the yogurts.

- Night, frank.

Why do you give a shit?

- Well, you sure you don't want to do the interview?

- All right. - [squeals]

♪ know that it's not for naught ♪

- Do not. - Remember when you broke

You okay? - Uh, yeah, just tired.

Carl, it's a scam. It's always some kind of scam.

I only convinced her last year that I'm not gay.

It's karen jackson. I just wanted to call

- A bunch of uppity queers claiming that

- Let me guess. He's the boss? - No, no.

For over a year.

And the kids get more, uh, what's the--

I love you so very much.

Are in the foreskin of a penis?

Thank you for calling Ira Toyota of Danvers... this is Fiona in sales, how may I help you?

- Hi. Honey, hi.

- Who's this? - Hey, mandy.

And by office bitches, I might mean myself.