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You're gonna be my breakfast English sausage!
But Stradivarius Cain will return in "Lisa Gets a B Plus."
and why did she call you her love?
I'm so weak...
I'm not made of money.
My baker has prepared an edible monument to Cain's demise.
Uh... I got...
C'mon... really?
Woo...
I have eight weeks paid vacation,
So, stick with Marge!
But you're not... Just zip it!
Well, why can't I hang out at the bar all day?
You betrayed him to the cannibals.
Just take me home!
Can I put my hand through you?
Other people's imaginary friends can see me.
embarrassing YouTube videos of our teachers,
Shelbyville radio in my car for a few minutes.
That's my hobby.
No. Mmm...
Hm?
The kind of husband you deserve.
to a beautiful woman he doesn't even know,
I thought I'd bring him a special lunch.
Busy day at work?
maybe I should call in sick.
Sorry.
Sounds like you're turning into wife number two.
Ay! With the Greg Kinnear again.
But it'll be worth it
Sir, Simpson has sustained a serious concussion.
Ooh! Explain this infernal wheel to me again.
Homer looks over at Cain, who smiles and nods.