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We monitored your little online chat. Now you're coming with us.
Oh, God, I'm gonna crap my pants!
- You wanna be my friend? - Crap!
And some books on Kama Sutra.
- No! - What the hell just happened?
I just wanna go home and take a hot bath!
Winking smiley face.
What the... No, wait!
honouring you as our new poster child!
What'er you doin, alexis?
Are you sure you should be going on this thing?
- Stop it! - Come on, let's go try to
- Get you pregnant again. - Oh, all right.
Good thing you guys came.
- We don't wanna go! - You can't go!
- Open now. - Come on down!
Bad baby! Bad!
- Some older friends for me. - Eric, I'm afraid it's not that simple.
Because you guys are jealous and can't handle the fact
Our forefathers came to this country because they believed in an idea,
- What happened? - He smacked me in the balls!
You have to share your room with the baby!
You know, the usual stuff.
to start a sexual relationship with a young boy.
I want to hang out with older friends, but I can't find any.
Damn, dude, this guy's tiny. He must be a dwarf.
Yeah, I guess we gotta try to get in that club, too!
Thank you. Now let's go get those other NAMBLA bastards
I almost got you guys all raped. There.
Yes, I am!
Clown hat, curly hair, smiley face.
that they want love from us. We need a poster child
It’s 2000